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Anyone here like stand up comedy as much as I do? I really enjoy a lot of the newer comedian, A few Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Lynch, Pablo Francisco, Zach Galifianakis, Rich Vos, Demetri Martin, Nick Thune, and a lot more I've probably forgotten. Can't say I'm real big on old-schoolers but I do like older stand up like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Rodney Dangerfield, ect. :beer:
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Mitch Hedberg

George Carlin

Bill Hicks
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[quote name="jorsh"]Mitch Hedberg

George Carlin

Bill Hicks[/quote]



can't believe i forgot george. :lol:
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[quote name="jorsh"]Mitch Hedberg

George Carlin

Bill Hicks[/quote]



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Dave Chappelle

Patton Oswalt

David Cross



I dig demetri martin too allthough he comes across as a self-important douche sometimes.
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[quote name="Ignatius"]
[quote name="jorsh"]Mitch Hedberg

George Carlin

Bill Hicks[/quote]



:santa:



Dave Chappelle

Patton Oswalt

David Cross



I dig demetri martin too allthough he comes across as a self-important douche sometimes.[/quote]



Dave Chappelle, another favorite i forgot. demetri is like that sometimes, he is a pretty intelligent hard-on bearer though. i didn't really like his show on comedy central though, not as funny as his stand up
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most of it is crap.



However, Carlin + Lewis Black = Win



Dane Cook is fucking garbage.





Oh, and Gallagher. :redneck:
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[quote name="zim"] Pablo Francisco :beer:[/quote]

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[quote name="TAM TAM"]

Carlin + Lewis Black = Win

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THIS! :xx:



and Pablo Francisco us pure shit. 100%, undiluted. :piss1:
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I don't see how anyone can tolerate Lewis Black... maybe if he was a little bit funny I would watch him but he's not.
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[quote name="zim"]I don't see how anyone can tolerate Lewis Black... maybe if he was a little bit funny I would watch him but he's not.[/quote]



funny stuff coming from someone who enjoys pablo francisco
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Bills Hicks was the man.
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[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="zim"]I don't see how anyone can tolerate Lewis Black... maybe if he was a little bit funny I would watch him but he's not.[/quote]



funny stuff coming from someone who enjoys pablo francisco[/quote]



do you think he is really that bad? he just does a lot of goofy jokes, nothing real serious
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pablo fransisco is the britney spears of stand up comedy imo, same goes for dane cook and similar guys. Someone who does not contribute anything new or funny to the scene. Guys like David cross, Patton Oswalt, eddie izzard,john pinette,ricky gervais, tim and eric and bill bailey are the good stuff.
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George Carlin (RIP)

Robin Williams

Chris Rock

Bill Maher
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tim and eric s.uck donkey balls
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[quote name="Teignub"]tim and eric s.uck donkey balls[/quote]



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i don't want to be a prick but that tim and eric shot on cartoon network isn't the least bit funny to me.
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it´s cool, they aren´t for everyone.
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[quote name="Teignub"]tim and eric wins[/quote]



This is true, but I wouldn't consider them stand-up.
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i got an ant farm, those fuckers dont grow shit :greenie:
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[quote name="zim"]i don't want to be a prick but that tim and eric shot on cartoon network isn't the least bit funny to me.[/quote]



I agree. In fact, if someone wants to murder them both, I'll pay big money. I hate these worthless fucks even more than I hate Kenny G and Insane Clown Posse. :ra: :ra: :ra:





But on topic, here are some of my favorites, in no particular order:

Billy Connolly

Mitch Hedberg

Bill Hicks

Redd Fox

Craig Ferguson

Lewis Black

Eddie Murphy (until 1990s)
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[quote name="sade"][youtube]ybQCNb4AuW4[/youtube][/quote]



I'M A 40 YEAR OLD STAND UP COMEDIAN AND I HATE THE TRAVEL LODGE!!!
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[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="sade"][youtube]ybQCNb4AuW4[/youtube][/quote]



I'M A 40 YEAR OLD STAND UP COMEDIAN AND I HATE THE TRAVEL LODGE!!![/quote]



10 minutes of win :thingy:
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