how much you can stay without masturbation?
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how much you can stay without masturbation?
I want to try 1 week without masturbation.
I tried different times but I failed the second or third day
I tried different times but I failed the second or third day
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
I went the whole of January this year while staying in a caravan
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thats good going, caravans give me the fucking horn
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
They are indeed sexual things, but I was with the rest of the band who aren't exactly arousing
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[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
but.... why?
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[quote name="Devy"]They are indeed sexual things, but I was with the rest of the band who aren't exactly arousing[/quote]
ha, but you know some bands out there turn their vans into one big circle jerk
ha, but you know some bands out there turn their vans into one big circle jerk
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[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
pass the lube big boy
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
never gone longer than a week.
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you still with that same chick lummy?
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longest i've gone in recent memory was like... four, five days maybe? wasn't by choice really, staying in someone else's home just completely suppresses the impulse
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
I've gone for over a week, just lacked the desire. Don't think I've ever gone for over 2 though, at least not after I discovered the world of wankles.
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
longest ever i think would be roughly a month when i was 16 or 17, maybe slightly less, for the same reason as that more recent break (which was about a year and a half ago)
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
[quote name="xpocalypse"]but.... why?[/quote]
there's not a real motivation, just for growing self-control
there's not a real motivation, just for growing self-control
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I went a month once, also for self-control.
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I went two weeks once, whilst on a backpacking trip. I promptly jizzed all over the ceiling when I got home.
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I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation!
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Marriage is punishment for shop-lifting in some countries..
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[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation! [/quote]
I was married once and I found that to not be true
I was married once and I found that to not be true
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[quote name="rhino"]you still with that same chick lummy?[/quote]
indeed.
indeed.
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[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation! [/quote]
I was married once and I found that to not be true [/quote]
Did you marry a woman?
[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation! [/quote]
I was married once and I found that to not be true [/quote]
Did you marry a woman?
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I failed again
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation! [/quote]
I was married once and I found that to not be true [/quote]
Did you marry a woman? [/quote]
Yes I did. You are apparently not married to a woman who is like 99.99999% of the female gender.
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation! [/quote]
I was married once and I found that to not be true [/quote]
Did you marry a woman? [/quote]
Yes I did. You are apparently not married to a woman who is like 99.99999% of the female gender.
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[quote name="abzu"]Yes I did. You are apparently not married to a woman who is like 99.99999% of the female gender.[/quote]
Don't get me wrong--we don't have non-stop sex--just enough to keep the urges at bay!
Don't get me wrong--we don't have non-stop sex--just enough to keep the urges at bay!
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Pre-marriage sex with my ex was fucking awesome. I think instead of getting hitched, we should have just broken up.
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I could probably do more than two weeks but I don't like to cum in my sleep. Using Wolfram Alpha I just found that my penis is 1 inch longer than I thought. Using Wolfram Alpha I can also multiply the average penis length with other interesting parameters.
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what the fucking hell is "Wolfram Alpha" ?
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="D.O.A."]I could probably do more than two weeks but I don't like to cum in my sleep. Using Wolfram Alpha I just found that my penis is 1 inch longer than I thought. Using Wolfram Alpha I can also multiply the average penis length with other interesting parameters. [/quote]
You sound like a bot in this post
You sound like a bot in this post
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I think you might be on to something there Ninny
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[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
about a week for me
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[quote name="D.O.A."]I could probably do more than two weeks but I don't like to cum in my sleep. Using Wolfram Alpha I just found that my penis is 1 inch longer than I thought. Using Wolfram Alpha I can also multiply the average penis length with other interesting parameters. [/quote]
How did you do this?
How did you do this?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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Wolfram Alpha is
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yeah, i read that, and went to the site. I am inquiring on what he put in there to realize his penis is an inch longer than he thought
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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No wait, I confused my height with the length of my penis.
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the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Converting from centimeters to inches confused me.
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Re: how much you can stay without masturbation?
if i'm not getting it on a regular basis, i can't go more than a couple of weeks without double-clicking the mouse.
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[quote name="erica"]if i'm not getting it on a regular basis, i can't go more than a couple of weeks without double-clicking the mouse.[/quote]
I'm pretty good with a scroll wheel mouse.
I'm pretty good with a scroll wheel mouse.
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[quote name="erica"]if i'm not getting it on a regular basis, i can't go more than a couple of weeks without double-clicking the mouse.[/quote]
ahaha I love you
ahaha I love you
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKyve_IO ... e_IO0nA</a>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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