Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

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Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby zim » 15 Sep 2014, 20:15

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2.5 fucking billion dollars for what is basically a virtual lego game. i know most of you don't care but that's fucking crazy to me. kudos to the developers for selling it, who the in their right mind would turn down 2.5 billion.
 
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/09/15/mojang-confirm-sale-to-microsoft-for-2-5-billion-notch-and-other-founders-to-leave/
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Nick » 15 Sep 2014, 20:49

That's fucking nuts
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 16 Sep 2014, 01:06

what is minecraft, i am not familiar with it
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Verbal » 16 Sep 2014, 01:08

is it like a sports team  or something
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 16 Sep 2014, 01:23

i'm pretty sure it's not a blog
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Verbal » 16 Sep 2014, 01:37

so is it like a football team or something
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 16 Sep 2014, 02:25

One of the (but definitely not the) best and most entertaining 'sandboxes' out there.
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 16 Sep 2014, 02:27

That price tag is insane, though. I didn't think Notch would ever sell, but then again I didn't think anyone would try to buy it for that much. Fucking hell. That is serious fuck you money.
 
Time to back up my current installation and get the user-created offline launcher to avoid whatever zany ways MS fucks it up from here on out.
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Nick » 16 Sep 2014, 02:41

Who the fuck turns down 2.5 billion dollars?
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Verbal » 16 Sep 2014, 02:44

so are they like the mississippi blogspots or something
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Nick » 16 Sep 2014, 02:45

Yes
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 16 Sep 2014, 02:46

No one. 
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Verbal » 16 Sep 2014, 02:50

so how are they doing this season
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 16 Sep 2014, 02:54

They're 5-3 but looking promising
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 16 Sep 2014, 04:14

minec raft
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Nick » 16 Sep 2014, 04:41

Mink raft
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 17 Sep 2014, 17:24

that's a squirmy raft
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Nick » 17 Sep 2014, 20:10

And fuzzy
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 17 Sep 2014, 21:51

less so when wet
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Nick » 17 Sep 2014, 21:53

Wet fuzzy isn't a good fuzzy
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 17 Sep 2014, 22:08

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear :idea:
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Nick » 17 Sep 2014, 23:21

or was he sasquatch
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 17 Sep 2014, 23:33

no that was harry
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Skinfection » 17 Sep 2014, 23:41

[quote="Nick"]
or was he sasquatch
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 18 Sep 2014, 00:06

*motherfucking samsquanch
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 18 Sep 2014, 04:46

I sawr it!
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Paste Human » 18 Sep 2014, 15:47

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what is minecraft, i am not familiar with it
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I dunno, but it sounds German.
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 18 Sep 2014, 17:14

needs more k
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 18 Sep 2014, 20:36

meinekraft
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Verbal » 19 Sep 2014, 01:18

i bet winekraft is the name of a terrible bavarian vineyard
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 19 Sep 2014, 01:54

You might be right.
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Verbal » 19 Sep 2014, 02:21

i might be right, but im definitely wrong
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

Postby Abzu » 19 Sep 2014, 03:13

I cannot confirm this.
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Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

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no that was harry
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