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This is my secret recipe for the steaks we ate last week too!
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"Hey Amanda, do you remember to keep your dad's perversions within us ok??? Ok Amanda?? Please answer me darling..please answer me..... "
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"We only have wheat bread, but if you eat it all, you can have some lemonade."
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]"Hey Amanda, do you remember to keep your dad's perversions within us ok??? Ok Amanda?? Please answer me darling..please answer me..... "[/quote]



This is quite frankly fucking brilliant.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Let me show you how I love you, it's the secret of the family tree
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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"No honey, I'm quite sure this scene was in The Sound of Music."
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"Now darling, after i cut this in half, you stick the other half up his arsehole, and i'll sit & rub my clit with the left over half. Oh look! A ladybird!"
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goddammit fukket :gaylol:
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[quote name="Void"]goddammit fukket :gaylol:[/quote]
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So, Macaulay Culkin, how are you liking the Neverland Ranch so far?
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]Let me show you how I love you, it's the secret of the family tree[/quote]

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Why are we going through the trouble of having a picnic, of all we'r having is that one ambiguous food item?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Damn, none of these are funny. The jokes are way too obvious.
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AOD wins, as always



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mommy, why is chocolate ice cream coming out of the table?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





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:ba:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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:ryan:
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the hills are alive, with the sounds of the plaid nazi movement. cutting cake just became a way cooler(in a movie hard-on bearer voice)
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[quote name="hafsteinn"]cutting cake just became a way cooler(in *that movie hard-on bearer voice)[/quote]



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