caption contest (nsfw)
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Re: caption contest (nsfw)
This is my secret recipe for the steaks we ate last week too!
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"Hey Amanda, do you remember to keep your dad's perversions within us ok??? Ok Amanda?? Please answer me darling..please answer me..... "
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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"We only have wheat bread, but if you eat it all, you can have some lemonade."
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]"Hey Amanda, do you remember to keep your dad's perversions within us ok??? Ok Amanda?? Please answer me darling..please answer me..... "[/quote]
This is quite frankly fucking brilliant.
This is quite frankly fucking brilliant.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Let me show you how I love you, it's the secret of the family tree
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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"No honey, I'm quite sure this scene was in The Sound of Music."
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"Now darling, after i cut this in half, you stick the other half up his arsehole, and i'll sit & rub my clit with the left over half. Oh look! A ladybird!"
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goddammit fukket
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[quote name="Void"]goddammit fukket [/quote]
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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So, Macaulay Culkin, how are you liking the Neverland Ranch so far?
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]Let me show you how I love you, it's the secret of the family tree[/quote]
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God's business, witchfinding.
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Why are we going through the trouble of having a picnic, of all we'r having is that one ambiguous food item?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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Damn, none of these are funny. The jokes are way too obvious.
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AOD wins, as always
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mommy, why is chocolate ice cream coming out of the table?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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There's your winner.
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[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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the hills are alive, with the sounds of the plaid nazi movement. cutting cake just became a way cooler(in a movie hard-on bearer voice)
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[quote name="hafsteinn"]cutting cake just became a way cooler(in *that movie hard-on bearer voice)[/quote]
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