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Faggy McFag
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:santa:
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Hello ner lady able-bodied chap :santa:
:xx:
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nice name able-bodied chap!
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You're gay too?



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:xx:
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Re: Hello

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:grimsanta:
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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Hello old lady
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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What the fuck is that smell? :alien:



Hey lady :santa:
Fuck 'em
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[quote name="Conservative_Heretic"]What the fuck is that smell? :alien:



Hey lady :santa:[/quote]



If it smells like poop, it probably is.
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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great.



another salad bar and another hard-on bearer that thinks poop jokes are way funnier than they really are.



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If you're tired of poop jokes, you could say you're pooped of them.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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:mmno:
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colostomy bags are fun
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[quote name=";,,;"]If you're tired of poop jokes, you could say you're pooped of them.[/quote]

:lol:





If you dont think poop jokes are fun then :fuckoff:
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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[quote name="mudbuttthegreat"]
[quote name=";,,;"]If you're tired of poop jokes, you could say you're pooped of them.[/quote]

:lol:





If you dont think poop jokes are fun then :fuckoff:[/quote]
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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I recall, the first time I hung out with someone they laughed when a mutual fellating lover asked "Can I have a smoke?" and I replied "Can I poop on you?"
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE TITS"]I recall, the first time I hung out with someone they laughed when a mutual fellating lover asked "Can I have a smoke?" and I replied "Can I poop on you?"[/quote]

That exchange would have been better in England.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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[quote name=";,,;"]Hello old lady[/quote]



why old lady?

and why everyone say lady?

I'm a hard-on bearer
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I meant to introduce myself. I am Chinese student living in Australia. Love love morbid angel and death metal. I watch this site for a long time, and add, because I want to express my views. I took my name from a thread I saw where someone said it - it is sound funny. Maybe people say able-bodied chap and have name with Mc in australia

My name is James but real name is Ming-Li
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Sup man. Enjoy your stay and post lots.
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[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My name is James but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:huh:



[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My code name is Bond, James Bond but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:xx:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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It's still a salad bar :judge:
Fuck 'em
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'sup able-bodied chap
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Re: Hello

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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My name is James but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:huh:



[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My code name is Bond, James Bond but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:xx:[/quote]



chinese often change name to western name when move to western country

just easier.

haha - Bond.

i do not get women like he does.

i wish i did
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[quote name="Faggy McFag"]
[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My name is James but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:huh:



[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My code name is Bond, James Bond but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:xx:[/quote]



chinese often change name to western name when move to western country

just easier.

haha - Bond.

i do not get women like he does.

i wish i did[/quote]

Can this work both ways??? I want an asian name! :) :santa:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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Re: Hello

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[quote name="Faggy McFag"] but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]



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[quote name="Kasper Berton"]great.



another salad bar and another hard-on bearer that thinks poop jokes are way funnier than they really are.



:necro:[/quote]



:huh:

i didn't see this new lady make a poop joke.
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[quote name="Faggy McFag"] but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]



Can I call you Bing Lee?



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Re: Hello

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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Faggy McFag"]
[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My name is James but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:huh:



[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My code name is Bond, James Bond but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:xx:[/quote]



chinese often change name to western name when move to western country

just easier.

haha - Bond.

i do not get women like he does.

i wish i did[/quote]

Can this work both ways??? I want an asian name! :) :santa:[/quote]

I think your government would a) first deny you the name change, then b) create new law (which can be used post-poned) which would sentenced any American to jail for wanting to change their name to anything that even slightly hinders towards east and finally c) Send you to Guantimo prison!
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[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Faggy McFag"]
[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My name is James but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:huh:



[quote name="Faggy McFag"]My code name is Bond, James Bond but real name is Ming-Li[/quote]

:xx:[/quote]



chinese often change name to western name when move to western country

just easier.

haha - Bond.

i do not get women like he does.

i wish i did[/quote]

Can this work both ways??? I want an asian name! :) :santa:[/quote]

I think your government would a) first deny you the name change, then b) create new law (which can be used post-poned) which would sentenced any American to jail for wanting to change their name to anything that even slightly hinders towards east and finally c) Send you to Guantimo prison![/quote]

It can be a secret. :grimb:
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secret asian man
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[quote name="Kasper Berton"]great.



another salad bar and another hard-on bearer that thinks poop jokes are way funnier than they really are.



:necro:[/quote]



Haha
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Re: Hello

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[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]great.



another salad bar and another hard-on bearer that thinks poop jokes are way funnier than they really are.



:necro:[/quote]



:huh:

i didn't see this new lady make a poop joke.[/quote]



neither did i.



i was referring to two different people.
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[quote name="only pieces remain"]colostomy bags are fun[/quote]
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Re: Hello

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I'm taking suggestions for my Asian name. :grimsanta:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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[quote name="Conservative_Heretic"]It's still a salad bar :judge:[/quote]
Fuck 'em
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