Greetings from Portugal

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Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: Greetings from Portugal

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[quote name="Skinoperable"]sup new lady :santa:[/quote]
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
 but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Skinoperable"]sup new lady :santa:[/quote][/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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I like you already.



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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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:gay:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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people who say "porchugal" seriously need to be killed
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Gonna live it up down old South America way, huh Mikey?
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I'm on to you! The Spanish lessons! If you're headed for Portugal, it's due south!
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
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Turn this skiff around!
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[quote name="Verbal"]Turn this skiff around![/quote]



We haven't even left the dock yet
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Verbal"]Turn this skiff around![/quote]



We haven't even left the dock yet[/quote]



..But “skiff” is appropriate, right?
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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Skinoperable"]sup new lady :santa:[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Skinoperable"]sup new lady :santa:[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="Friendroid"]I've been listening to MA for 16 years.



I prefer Steve Tucker to evil taint.



My favourite line up is Rutan, Sandoval, Tucker and Trey, although I highly respect Mike and Richard.



Formulas and Gateways are my favourite albuns. I wont even mention the first couple of albuns because they're on another level of epicness, I'm sticking to mere mortal stuff.



The first time I listened to the last album, I thought I had downloaded a fake.



I want an Altars of Madness shirt with plain back.



I like Pantera, Slayer and CCorpse as well. Nader Sadek was my latest, pleasant discovery. I enjoy Nile too.



I'm looking for live concerts with Steve Tucker. Preferably audio, so I can get by my daily struggles with a nice soundtrack. I'm not in the tape trading hobby, I just want to enjoy them.



I don't play any instrument but I've been reading a bit on guitars and amps, so i can buy a simple, cheap setup that allows me to shred a bit at the end of the day and wake up my neighbours on Sundays.



I'm looking for a girlfriend too. Ages between 25-35, well resolved, good spirit, proactive nature. I don't like cats, if you do, chances are we won't get along. I like to watch porn every so often - not extreme stuff though. My most favourite hobby is sleeping but it takes too much time. I'm healthy besides having asthma. I don't "workout" because it reminds me of those american post-WWII propaganda videos about health and exercising. I'm not very ambitious or competitive by nature but I respond accordingly when challenged, particularly when there's bullshit involved. Similarly, I'm not confrontational but I'll resort to any means to bust the someones skull.



I'm procrastinating, that's why this intro has become so long.



However, I've realized this has been my best effort yet in terms of introductory posts in forums.



Overall, I'd like to interact with other MA fans.



Cheers,



Francisco[/quote]



welcome to mabb.



follow it advice on top : blast a crack, beer some tunes etc
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:santa: :greenie:
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:chetty:
the dead vote well wrote: ↑
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You like scrapple ?
..For the freedoms and prisons are in the mind..
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what has world become, you talk about scrapple people think of artificial one. :frown:
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[quote name="lava Ghoul"]what has world become, you talk about scrapple people think of artificial one. :frown:[/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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You are learning well the ways of the force, young padawan.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Welcome, new Porch-geezer lady! :grimsanta:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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its mabb slang :santa:
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[quote name=";,,;"]You are learning well the ways of the force, young padawan.[/quote]



:greenie: :redneck:
..For the freedoms and prisons are in the mind..
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welcome new lady. :santa:



We are a strange bunch here, but you'll figure out our ways



:chetty:
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]

upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]

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blast your beer, tune your crack!
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There are a few of those here. I mean that literally... just a few.
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:redneck:
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[quote name="Verbal"]:redneck:[/quote]
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
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greetings shitfag
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He sucks



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:redneck:
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