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Some of you may remember me from a long time ago.



In the last five years I have gained some weight, gone blonde, dropped out of college and ended up getting stuck in a job that I hate but managed to get promoted to office manager because my boss thinks I'm really awesome. He is a fat old man so this is not surprising.



This is me back then



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This is me now



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I don't age like normal people do. Or at least my lips don't.



I can drink a lot and not make spelling mistakes.



Hi :santa:
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:santa:
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:santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:santa:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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There are others :shock:
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Zim is not one of them :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I don't know who all these people are :homework:
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Zim is zimberley :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Oh!
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[quote name="Nick"]Zim is zimberley :santa:[/quote]



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Hello lady :santa:
:xx:
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khello :santa:



Aod I am :hard-on bearer:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Cunty :santa:
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Ok. :santa:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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:redneck:::::::::::::::::
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:grimsanta: Hi. I am Scott.



I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?



Sexy lips :jizz:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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If you're drunk now you certainly are!
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Also that was really inappropriate and if I wasn't trying very hard to sit tight and not die right now I'd be very upset with you.
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:santa:
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[quote name=";,,;"]:grimsanta: Hi. I am Scott.



I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?



Sexy lips :jizz:[/quote]



I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Blonde fatties :xx:
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You wouldn't recognize me anymore :homework:
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[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties :xx:[/quote]



Great, now I'm choking on my drink.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"]:grimsanta: Hi. I am Scott.



I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?



Sexy lips :jizz:[/quote]



I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk :redneck:[/quote]

:redneck: I only read about 1/3 of what I write when I'm drunk,too. What a coincidence!
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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welcome to mabb :santa:



crack and tune :greenie:
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Sup. Welcome back to the family.
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[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties :xx:[/quote]



I almost died from laughter
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties :xx:[/quote]



I almost died from laughter[/quote]

:redneck: That got me as well
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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welcome to the inappropriate bard :gay:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]welcome to the inappropriate bard :gay:[/quote] :jizz:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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vacuum lips :shock:
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in the first pic she kinda looks like shitty
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[quote name="Mem"]

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I want to fist your earrings.
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[quote name="HbW"]I want to fist your earrings.[/quote]

And this is why I like sharing a name with you.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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Sup Cunty :santa: , glad to finally see you over here.
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Sup Aaron :santa: You need to post more.
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the sard has been really strong in me
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That is an acceptable excuse.
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I will say that I've been posting a little bit more than what I've been all year now.
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tam tam i am. :santa:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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I remember you :santa:
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for it is forbidden to forget him! thus spake Zarathustra! :judge:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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:ba:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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and he spoke thusly - for I am TamTam the unforgotten one, he who dwelleth in memoriam for all time (except on tuesdays when I rest and go to bingo)
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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:krinor:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Its a bingo!
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[youtube]77iaGwgEBPs[/youtube]
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