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Um
Some of you may remember me from a long time ago.
In the last five years I have gained some weight, gone blonde, dropped out of college and ended up getting stuck in a job that I hate but managed to get promoted to office manager because my boss thinks I'm really awesome. He is a fat old man so this is not surprising.
This is me back then
This is me now
I don't age like normal people do. Or at least my lips don't.
I can drink a lot and not make spelling mistakes.
Hi
In the last five years I have gained some weight, gone blonde, dropped out of college and ended up getting stuck in a job that I hate but managed to get promoted to office manager because my boss thinks I'm really awesome. He is a fat old man so this is not surprising.
This is me back then
This is me now
I don't age like normal people do. Or at least my lips don't.
I can drink a lot and not make spelling mistakes.
Hi
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Re: Um
There are others
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Re: Um
I don't know who all these people are
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Re: Um
Oh!
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Re: Um
khello
Aod I am
Aod I am
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Cunty
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Ok.
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: Um
If you're drunk now you certainly are!
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Re: Um
Also that was really inappropriate and if I wasn't trying very hard to sit tight and not die right now I'd be very upset with you.
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[quote name=";,,;"] Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips [/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips [/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk
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Re: Um
You wouldn't recognize me anymore
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[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties [/quote]
Great, now I'm choking on my drink.
Great, now I'm choking on my drink.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"] Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips [/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk [/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what I write when I'm drunk,too. What a coincidence!
[quote name=";,,;"] Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips [/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk [/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what I write when I'm drunk,too. What a coincidence!
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties [/quote]
I almost died from laughter[/quote]
That got me as well
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties [/quote]
I almost died from laughter[/quote]
That got me as well
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welcome to the inappropriate bard
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: Um
in the first pic she kinda looks like shitty
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Re: Um
[quote name="Mem"]
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Re: Um
Sup Aaron You need to post more.
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That is an acceptable excuse.
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I remember you
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for it is forbidden to forget him! thus spake Zarathustra!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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and he spoke thusly - for I am TamTam the unforgotten one, he who dwelleth in memoriam for all time (except on tuesdays when I rest and go to bingo)
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]