yet another lady

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Re: yet another lady

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i am uncertain of what you are saying
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I guess you have to be agnostic.
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i cannot. i do not accept the teachings of agnosticism
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What do you believe son?



What do you believe?
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i believe in you, glorious leader. LEAD US TO VICTORY!
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ONWARD!
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TO DIE FOR OUR LEADER!
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this hard-on bearer doesn't even post anymore!
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Welcome to the Dark Side.
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we have cookies
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Cookies are generally not worth the calories.
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lies! o, glorious leader, why do you lie to your fellow devotees? :tear:
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Because you've packed on a few over the last month or so and it's becoming a problem.



My love is distributed per unit mass, and the others are getting jealous.
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very well, o fabulous chieftain. i shall cut the cookie supplies to our army. where should i reroute the finances intended for the cookie supplies, your eminence?
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Bring me BOOBIES!
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i have a pair of boobies at your disposal and awaiting further instructions



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Blue-footed BOOBIES?!
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i have some paint lying around. you want me to repaint them, sir?
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Nah, they cool.
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so, what should i do with them, mein Führer?
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Tell them that I am the Lord their God and that they shall have no God before me.



Tell them this swiftly, else I shall send a flood which will drown them. Even though they look like they could probably swim. I will still drown them.
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sir, yes sir!



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they seem to be accepting of your divinity but are questioning your motives. should i tag them as unbelievers and immolate them, o voluptuous controller?
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Defenestration is generally what I do in this sort of situation, but I think I may a try a different approach here. I don't want them to think me unmerciful. I shall test their faith! Give them a bit of AIDS and see if that makes any difference. Life is like a green wine-gum. Shit.
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This thread gives me hope
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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YES WE CAN
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Well, we can... you have to ask your dad first.
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:lol:



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[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]ACCEPT JESUS, YOUR TRUE SAVIOR!



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Re: yet another lady

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bagged milk is defiantely one of the weirdest things that I know of...
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