Introductive obligation

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forkofchaos
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Introductive obligation

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Greetings fellow MA fanatics.

I supposed to write some stuff here so;



Im 28 years old, from Holland.

Loved MA since I was 11, seen em 5 times, first one on the mighty DOMINATION tour.

Anxiously awaiting their new album, very nervous aboot that.

Complete metalhead as far as i remember , with a little classic rock on the sides;

Creedence C R. up to REvenge etc.

I like arts, I play guitar n drums. I think i just swallowed a mosqito.... :huh:

Anything else you should just ask ..

Does anybody really read this stuff? just wondering.....
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Re: Introductive obligation

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welcome aboard new lady!



and yes most of us read these posts (i think)
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Re: Introductive obligation

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who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Re: Introductive obligation

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Kindergarten Cop :xx:



EETS NOT A TOOMUH!





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welcome new lady :tit:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name="zim"]welcome aboard new lady![/quote]
:xx:
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="zim"]welcome aboard new lady![/quote][/quote]
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="zim"]welcome aboard new lady![/quote][/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="zim"]welcome aboard new lady![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="skorpioniasta"]
[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="zim"]welcome aboard new lady![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Yes I read this stuff because it helps me track you down in real life based on the information you have provided such as age, location, interests, etc. So I'll end up watching your Myspace, and other social networking websites. From there I'll gather information about your friends, family and other relationships. That's usually how it goes.
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We can't be too careful after Thanatos
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: Introductive obligation

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Well, very touching to see everyones alarmed when a newbie hits the deck.

Interesting to see some assume I am a woman.

That would be wrong as my willy dangles a dingalong all day long.

I cant believe youd be interested in a 6,1ft , 170 pound woman with a beard, hairy ass and cheesy feet.

perhaps if you like heavy biceps.....??!!! :oldryan:



Cheers nonetheless, my brethren (and sisthren offcourse) of the loud variety!
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Everyone is a lady aboard this ship, lady.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="skorpioniasta"]
[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="zim"]welcome aboard new lady![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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show us your willy bigboy
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: Introductive obligation

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pics or did not happen





:oldryan: :lol:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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[quote name="abzu"]Everyone is a lady aboard this ship, lady.[/quote]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]show us your willy bigboy[/quote]
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Re: Introductive obligation

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Hello and welcome :santa:
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