Our newest member Slime Ridden

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Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby vega » 21 Nov 2013, 17:17

welcome to mabb :rocker:
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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby TamPron » 21 Nov 2013, 18:34

Hi.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby Holocaust » 21 Nov 2013, 20:36

:fuckoff:
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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby Abzu » 22 Nov 2013, 00:44

[quote name="Holocaust"]:fuckoff:[/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby scunt. » 22 Nov 2013, 18:09

welcome to it the mabb in this period
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 23 Nov 2013, 00:16

Vagina Slime.
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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby TamPron » 23 Nov 2013, 06:05

My mom smokes those.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby Abzu » 23 Nov 2013, 07:09

:rshot:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby rhino » 25 Nov 2013, 04:46

:fuckoff:
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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby ^_____________^ » 26 Nov 2013, 01:57

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Vagina Slime.[/quote]



[quote name="Tam Tam"]My mom smokes those.[/quote]



I really would like to nominate this for best pun of 2013? Granted I've only been back for like a month but since I used to work at a convenience store and begrudgingly sell these cigarettes to middle-aged/old women with a look of disdain on my face because they are so pointless this is the best pun ever, basically. :santa:
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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby scunt. » 27 Nov 2013, 09:21

no
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>
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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby ^_____________^ » 27 Nov 2013, 16:23

[quote name="4th and Scunt"]i am currently craving the black cock[/quote]



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Re: Our newest member Slime Ridden

Postby toozey » 01 Jan 2014, 03:20

:santa:

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