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Ok,cat hallucination.
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[insert lame incendiary remark thought to cause reactions other than a few typed words and a yawn here]

Sure thing, Karmakane.
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ban the mabb from itself :dividebyzero:
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[quote name="hbw"]ban the mabb from itself :dividebyzero:[/quote]

While I loved the irony of that statement :redneck: I do not think he is banworthy. He is just being :llama:
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[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="mabb_"]...This is why noone stays..[/quote]

Cry me a fucking river :tear: because the world is not made of pillows and cushions. :eyes:[/quote]



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[quote name="zimberly"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="mabb_"]...This is why noone stays..[/quote]

Cry me a fucking river :tear: because the world is not made of pillows and cushions. :eyes:[/quote]



:eyes:[/quote]

Nor rainbow unicorn farts. :grimb:
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oh god I don't feel like living anymore :tear:
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somebody should do a "yo dawg! we heard u like crying so we put a tissue in yo tissue so u can cry while u cry (and wankle)" xzibit picture for zim
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or credit should be given to the rightly owner of the crying wankle, morbidangle
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It may help your cause, zim, if you find the original discussion and posticalise it.
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[quote name="zimberly"]or credit should be given to the rightly owner of the crying wankle, morbidangle[/quote]



nah. suits you better
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:thingy: :thingy: :thingy:
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:fonz:
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You are both in the crying wankle club.
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Maybe if you showed me your man-tits I'd cry. I wouldn't wankle though.
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[quote name="lexb"]Maybe you all just don't care how much some of you can look like assholes to new members, but I'll tell you anyways.

I joined this site not knowing anything about it except that it was a MA forum, now it looks to me that outside of the MA related topics which were interesting, that this p,lace is childish and clique oriented, from what I was able to read...

I found it shitty that one of the first times I posted, in my welcome thread before I had looked around the site much, some asshole tried to make a joke at my expense. It wasn't a big deal and I laughed it off because it was just a lame joke. When it appears that the assholes of the forum are backed up by the rest of the forum, then I don't find it funny and I'm not interested in this site or the humor it contains. Some of the first things many new members will come across are threads with "secretary of state" in the title etc.. and snarky attitude towards new members who aren't yet in on the jokes...I'm no PC person, but the internet isn't the same as sitting around with who know you are when you are joking.

Speaking of those stupid jokes, that "newlady"....How ingenious it is to make fun of people for not knowing something they have very little opportunity of knowing about! I like lowbrow humor like beavis and butthead but that is because there is a paradoxical genius to it, whereas "newlady" is just lame to the core.

Again, "newlady" is just a small bump in your experience of this site, but for a new member it's the first impressions they get.

At some other time, I may have reacted better to the "simple" joke responses, but I don't have time to find out if someone is indeed an asshole or if they are just joking with me.

I'm out (good riddance, I'm sure) feel free to delete my account.

I've no interest in this site, or any drama related, I already removed my real email so I won't receive any notice of replies.

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[quote name="hbw"]Maybe if you showed me your man-tits I'd cry. I wouldn't wankle though.[/quote]

You have that backwards, sir.
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That kind of logic is why you haven't been laid in 3 years.
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No, no time is why I haven't jammed the vag. Don't think there haven't been opportunities.
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Okay.
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(Not counting Zimberly's mother.)
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Nah man, nobody counts her.



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:rshot:
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so much hate in this thread. :ra:



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[quote name="desolation"]No, no time is why I haven't jammed the vag. Don't think there haven't been opportunities.[/quote]





Lack of desire?
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="desolation"]No, no time is why I haven't jammed the vag. Don't think there haven't been opportunities.[/quote]





Lack of desire?[/quote]

Somewhere between free alone time and desire. The girls were okay and probably would have been good, but I get almost no alone time.
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Back in the old days a thread like this one would not get any comments. It would be locked away and forgotten.

Be cool. He's probably registered again under a different name and is posting his assbutter off right now.



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