Standard introduction thread

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Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 16 Oct 2017, 00:14

I'm from the north east UK, long time MA fan, seems I didn't know about this place, better late than never eh?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Nick » 16 Oct 2017, 02:44

Hey new lady :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Verbal » 16 Oct 2017, 03:30

sup imran

or possibly rhino
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby iamgoat » 16 Oct 2017, 06:13

Hello there
:grimb:
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Josh » 16 Oct 2017, 11:08

i forgot about inram. he dead?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby zim » 16 Oct 2017, 11:28

his wife took his computer away
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Josh » 16 Oct 2017, 12:16

its the father/alcool conundrum all over again :lol:
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 16 Oct 2017, 14:46

i look forward to understanding the in-jokes.
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby User » 16 Oct 2017, 15:35

peter where have you been the last 15 years, mabb has been waiting for you
more metal
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 16 Oct 2017, 15:39

north-east uk, do you know toozey
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Verbal » 16 Oct 2017, 20:32

do you know winston churchill and tony blair?

they are english
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Nick » 16 Oct 2017, 20:48

What about Sade's brother
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Verbal » 16 Oct 2017, 20:49

i didnt know sade even had a brother

god WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 16 Oct 2017, 22:15

what we really need is a substandard introduction thread
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Ninny » 17 Oct 2017, 03:46

:santa:
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Ninny » 17 Oct 2017, 03:47

PeterVenkman wrote:long time MA fan

How long Peter?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 17 Oct 2017, 04:28

Ninny wrote:
PeterVenkman wrote:long time MA fan

How long Peter?

I bought Altars on release day and saw them at basically a rehearsal space not long afterwards, was my 15th birthday or thereabouts. Altars and Blessed are classics, and to worth noting that I don't like covenant or domination that much but formulas and gateway are some of the finest DM that exists.
Tucker > Vincent for me.
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 17 Oct 2017, 07:48

that's not what he was asking though
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 17 Oct 2017, 15:43

Back off man, I'm a scientist.
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 17 Oct 2017, 17:21

i think he was more interested in your epididymis
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 17 Oct 2017, 23:10

Lisa needs new braces.
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Abzu » 18 Oct 2017, 00:16

Verbal wrote:i didnt know sade even had a brother

god WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW

Have you heard of this great comedian? His name's Stewart Lee. You should check him out sometime.
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Verbal » 18 Oct 2017, 04:22

you are mocking me :eyes:
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Lavabug » 18 Oct 2017, 04:41

PeterVenkman wrote:Back off man, I'm a scientist.

totally using this during my phd candidacy exam

what kind of science do you do
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Nick » 18 Oct 2017, 04:47

Parapsychology
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Verbal » 18 Oct 2017, 04:56

literature science
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Abzu » 18 Oct 2017, 08:37

lit science bruh
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 18 Oct 2017, 19:25

Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria...
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 18 Oct 2017, 20:20

Lavabug wrote:
PeterVenkman wrote:Back off man, I'm a scientist.

totally using this during my phd candidacy exam

what kind of science do you do


poor milton has no idea what we are talking about
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Lavabug » 18 Oct 2017, 20:41

:eyes:
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 18 Oct 2017, 23:12

horse dealies wrote:
Lavabug wrote:
PeterVenkman wrote:Back off man, I'm a scientist.

totally using this during my phd candidacy exam

what kind of science do you do


poor milton has no idea what we are talking about


Tell him about the twinkie
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Abzu » 19 Oct 2017, 07:04

PeterVenkman wrote:
horse dealies wrote:
Lavabug wrote:
PeterVenkman wrote:Back off man, I'm a scientist.

totally using this during my phd candidacy exam

what kind of science do you do


poor milton has no idea what we are talking about


Tell him about the twinkie

Dutnis, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics and just tell me what the hell is going on.
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 19 Oct 2017, 17:12

get her
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby PeterVenkman » 19 Oct 2017, 21:05

She sleeps above her covers...FOUR FEET above her covers...
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Abzu » 19 Oct 2017, 23:29

She barks, she drools, she claws!
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Holocaust » 28 Nov 2017, 09:27

Which way do these stairs go?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 28 Nov 2017, 18:04

does this pole still work?
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Abzu » 29 Nov 2017, 01:39

That's what she said
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby toozey » 04 Feb 2018, 02:33

who said north east
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby Holocaust » 04 Feb 2018, 23:16

Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby morbid board eli » 04 Feb 2018, 23:53

we have got to get these two together
Holocaust wrote:super dickton
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Re: Standard introduction thread

Postby TamPron » 22 Feb 2018, 09:19

Vinz Clortho

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