Hey Everyone

[Jordan]

Hey everyone, my name is Jordan and as you all can see I am new to the boards. I think I used to be registered here back in 2006 or 2007, I can't totally remember off of the top of my head, but yeah. Morbid Angel is awesome, and so is metal in general really. I enjoy metal/classic rock mainly, and my favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Opeth, Megadeth, Slayer, Morbid Angel, just to name a few. Anyways if there's anything you guys want to know about me feel free to ask!

[Verbal]

what is your age plus 100?



(use addition)

[Jordan]

120

[Verbal]

to the nearest whole number, how many unicorns do you believe exist on earth? and how many of them do you think post here?

[Jordan]

[quote name="Verbal"]to the nearest whole number, how many unicorns do you believe exist on earth? and how many of them do you think post here?[/quote]

24820108134 on Earth and I think that only about half the members here are unicorns, so maybe a little over 100.

[Verbal]

assuming you are correct on both counts, does this situation please or displease you?



provide a ratio of your please-ment to displease-ment

[zim]

welcome aboard, duder!

[Haunty]

Welcome, new unicorn lady, and feel free to tell Gleeso to fuck off at your leisure.

[Verbal]

i less than three all of you!

[Haunty]

i forgot about that damn word chili cheese fries. shut the fuck up, gleeso.

[Abzu]

[quote name="zimberly"]welcome aboard, lady! [/quote]

[djonni greazo]

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="zimberly"]welcome aboard, lady! [/quote][/quote]

[Jordan]

I love you all

[Grudge]

Then you are gay

[Haunty]

[quote name="IRONMAN"]Then you are gay[/quote]



Don't you communists all love your fellow man?

[Jordan]

Thanks everyone for the kind welcome, I truly appreciate it!

[Haunty]

You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?

[Jordan]

[quote name="hbw"]You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?[/quote]

Actually no, I'm not a woman LOL. I'd like to know what it means though if you don't mind. I just saw that you guys call all of the n00bs that so I just figured it was something you guys normally do.

[Mr. P]

Welcome new lady.

[Verbal]

[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be cat hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?

[Jordan]

[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be dog hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?[/quote]

Dude, you should know this one already! You look for that big fuckin' sign on the mountain that says "Hollywood".

[Jordan]

[quote name="Skintoxication"]
[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="hbw"]You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?[/quote]

Actually no, I'm not a woman LOL. I'd like to know what it means though if you don't mind. I just saw that you guys call all of the n00bs that so I just figured it was something you guys normally do.[/quote]



wow, someone that actually took the time to look around and "gets" it. stick around a while, new lady [/quote]

I shall. This place seems fucking awesome.

[zim]

[Grudge]

[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="Skintoxication"]
[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="hbw"]You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?[/quote]

Actually no, I'm not a woman LOL. I'd like to know what it means though if you don't mind. I just saw that you guys call all of the n00bs that so I just figured it was something you guys normally do.[/quote]



wow, someone that actually took the time to look around and "gets" it. stick around a while, new lady [/quote]

I shall. This place seems fucking awesome. [/quote]



wrong, this is the WORST place EVER, the people here are MEAN

[zim]

[quote name="IRONMAN"]wrong, myhouse is the WORST place EVER, the fathers there are MEAN[/quote]

[Haunty]

Whoa, ZING!! Uh...

[Grudge]

[quote name="zimberly"]
[quote name="IRONMAN"]wrong, myhouse is the WORST place EVER, the fathers there are MEAN[/quote][/quote]



quit following me shitberly

[Verbal]

[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be dog hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?[/quote]

Dude, you should know this one already! You look for that big fuckin' sign on the mountain that says "Hollywood".[/quote]



word

[Jordan]

[quote name="zimberly"][/quote]

[Loki]

Happy late welcome new lady

[Jordan]

[quote name="Loki"]Happy late welcome new lady [/quote]

Thanks Loki!

[Haunty]

[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be dog hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?[/quote]

Dude, you should know this one already! You look for that big fuckin' sign on the mountain that says "Hollywood".[/quote]



I don't think this is cathallucination. This one has a sense of humor.

[Bathsalt Zombie]

yeah, I think I remember you on 2.0, but nonetheless, hellcome not so new yet new lady.

[Jordan]