The Return of Uncle Tuna.

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The Return of Uncle Tuna.

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Hey. I'm Uncle Tuna...I used to post on the old MABB under the name Kiss The Void.



Some of you may remember me, most not. which is fine. You will soon be oriented with my high levels of concentrated win.



I could say more but...yeah. Whatever. Ask me anything.
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i remember you froom nilebard
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welcome back, newold lady :santa:
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[quote name="djonni greazo"]welcome back, newold lady :santa:[/quote]
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ein hoffy :xx:
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He is too near once more! :thingy:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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I was wondering what became of your face. I wonder no more.
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I remember :xx:
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For some reason, I've always thought Hoff and Uncle Tuna were one and the same. :huh: :homework:



But yes I do remember both being nice sexys and all. :santa:
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[quote name="The Fu Monster"]I was wondering what became of your face. I wonder no more.[/quote]





i've just been hanging around mang.



uhh, i got married and i play warcraft way too much.
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you disappear and all fun leaves your life - that's from my personal observations
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the subject name "The Return of Uncle Tuna" reminds me of "The Return of The Jedi". :)
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[quote name="Skintoxication"]is that what happens after marriage?[/quote]





Pretty much. You try to ignore almost everything going on.



Oh the stories of my fucking retarded and slack jawed in laws man.
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Shrockets? :huh:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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hey mister :santa:
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tuna :xx:
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]Shrockets? :huh:[/quote]





Shortckets*
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[quote name="Uncle Tuna"]Hey. I'm Uncle Tuna...I used to post on the old MABB under the name Kiss The Void.



Some of you may remember me, most not. which is fine. You will soon be oriented with my high levels of concentrated win.



I could say more but...yeah. Whatever. Ask me anything.[/quote]



For some reason, I imagine your voice sounding like a dude I know who goes by the name "Old Toxic Balls." :santa:
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welcome big man
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[quote name="hbw"]
[quote name="Uncle Tuna"]Hey. I'm Uncle Tuna...I used to post on the old MABB under the name Kiss The Void.



Some of you may remember me, most not. which is fine. You will soon be oriented with my high levels of concentrated win.



I could say more but...yeah. Whatever. Ask me anything.[/quote]



For some reason, I imagine your voice sounding like a dude I know who goes by the name "Old Toxic Balls." :santa:[/quote]





That's probably not inaccruate.
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do you still have awesome jet rockets for legs :huh:
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[quote name="Luke"]do you still have awesome jet rockets for legs :huh:[/quote]

:lol: dude...
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[quote name="Uncle Tuna"]
[quote name="hbw"]
[quote name="Uncle Tuna"]Hey. I'm Uncle Tuna...I used to post on the old MABB under the name Kiss The Void.



Some of you may remember me, most not. which is fine. You will soon be oriented with my high levels of concentrated win.



I could say more but...yeah. Whatever. Ask me anything.[/quote]



For some reason, I imagine your voice sounding like a dude I know who goes by the name "Old Toxic Balls." :santa:[/quote]





That's probably not inaccruate.[/quote]



Since everybody was talking about it, I looked at the pictures while I was on your band's myspace. And yeah, Toxic sounds like you look.
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I remember the name Kiss The Void, and the rocket legs. :santa:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]never lazy for a whore :xx:[/quote]
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I wish I still had that picture of Uncle Tuna shovelling a fencepost
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:eyes:
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TUNA :xx:



he returns.
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oh son of a bitch i just saw the fucking date. mother fuck :frown:



so where'd he run off to then
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i had the same reaction :frown:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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:lol: now, this was funny!!! :redneck: :lol:
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[quote name="Nick"]i had the same reaction :frown:[/quote]





and I somehow missed this thread the first time around.
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i check this area the least
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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yeah i hardly ever come in here
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Hey goed away why?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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:greenie: :greenie: uncle tuner return shuffle :greenie: :greenie:
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[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]

upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]

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short return :santa:
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