HAILS!

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 17 Apr 2011, 00:13

Hey everyone, this board seems like a really cool place so I signed up. Trey Azagthoth is my favorite guitarist and Morbid Angel are one of my favorite bands, so I figured what the hell. Favorite Morbid Angel release would have to be Abominations, probably for the sole reason that I enjoy its version of Chapel of Ghouls much more than the version on Altars of Madness. All of their other albums are pretty much equally awesome to me, but Blessed loses a point for the clicky kick drum which I'm not too big a fan of.

Cheers!

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 17 Apr 2011, 01:13

[quote name="Skincision"]ahoy new lady

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Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 17 Apr 2011, 03:24

[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name="Skincision"]ahoy new lady

[/quote][/quote]

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 17 Apr 2011, 06:07

come back tommorrow we're closed

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 17 Apr 2011, 08:30

[quote name="baron von blondle"]come back tommorrow we're closed

[/quote]

Come on man, all I want is one pack of smokes. Please?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Apr 2011, 08:56

You're probably just trying to rob me, lady.

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 17 Apr 2011, 09:20

[quote name="pulsar"]You're probably just trying to rob me, lady.[/quote]

Shut up. You're not even supposed to be here today.

vega · Post by **vega** » 17 Apr 2011, 09:24

welcome to mabb

dunwich

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Apr 2011, 09:36

[quote name="themicrulah"]
[quote name="pulsar"]You're probably just trying to rob me, lady.[/quote]

Shut up. You're not even supposed to be here today.[/quote]

Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 17 Apr 2011, 10:02

You're just a feisty little one, aren't you?

Well, let me tell you something buddy, things don't end so well for you.

[youtube]d1le7VzB8P8[/youtube]

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Apr 2011, 10:06

[quote name="themicrulah"]You're just a feisty little one, aren't you?

Well, let me tell you something buddy, things don't end so well for you.

[youtube]d1le7VzB8P8[/youtube][/quote]

It is not canonical. I go on to fuck Rosario Dawson's sweet ass on the regular.

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 17 Apr 2011, 10:10

She wouldn't let your slimy weener within 2 inches of her cooter, boy.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 17 Apr 2011, 10:47

yeah i predict you are banned within 24 hours

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 17 Apr 2011, 11:45

What am I doing wrong exactly?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Apr 2011, 12:18

[quote name="rhino"]yeah i predict you are banned within 24 hours[/quote]

I vote 12.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 17 Apr 2011, 14:27

both of you be silent now

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 17 Apr 2011, 14:37

Where is Dunwich?

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 17 Apr 2011, 16:20

[quote name="Mr. P"]Where is Dunwich?[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunwich

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 17 Apr 2011, 16:21

HELL o

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 17 Apr 2011, 17:39

I like this hard-on bearer already.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 17 Apr 2011, 18:05

[quote name="lavaGhoul"]
[quote name="Mr. P"]Where is Dunwich?[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunwich[/quote]

Or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunwich,_Queensland

?

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 17 Apr 2011, 18:13

[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name="lavaGhoul"]
[quote name="Mr. P"]Where is Dunwich?[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunwich[/quote]

Or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunwich,_Queensland

?[/quote]

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 17 Apr 2011, 18:25

his lastfm profile says Sweden, so may be he is shifted to UK-dunwich(nearer than than australia-dunwich)

-Solved

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Apr 2011, 19:24

Or it could be in reference to the Lovecraft story The Dunwich Horror

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 17 Apr 2011, 19:34

[quote name="pulsar"]Or it could be in reference to the Lovecraft story The Dunwich Horror[/quote]

No one can easily enter Lovecraft's domain

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 18 Apr 2011, 01:44

It's from the Lovecraft story. The quote in my signature is from the Electric Wizard song Dunwich as well. Also, I'm not really from Sweden, but I wish I was.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 18 Apr 2011, 01:50

[quote name="themicrulah"]It's from the Lovecraft story. The quote in my signature is from the Electric Wizard song Dunwich as well. Also, I'm not really from Sweden, but I wish I was.[/quote]

Where are from then?

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 18 Apr 2011, 03:52

[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name="themicrulah"]It's from the Lovecraft story. The quote in my signature is from the Electric Wizard song Dunwich as well. Also, I'm not really from Sweden, but I wish I was.[/quote]

Where are from then?[/quote]

Am from America.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:35

Hello we are open now.

Sorry we are not selling the cigarettes unless you can be show us some formings of i.d. or exposing your genitals to an old lady

This hovercraft if full of eels

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:44

Do you waaaaaaant......do you...waaaaaaaaaaant......do you waaaaant to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy!

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:45

I will not buy this record it is scratched

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:46

My nipples explode with delight!

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:47

[quote name="Devy"]My nipples explode with delight![/quote]

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:48

Ah! You have beautiful thighs

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:49

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:50

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:51

The page that we were both using to remember those last few shows that there aren't any more phrases to use. Let us part at this point, content in the knowledge of a job well done.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 18 Apr 2011, 04:57

My gargantuan capacity to remember Monty Python sketches says different

Please fondle my bum

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 18 Apr 2011, 05:09

Vocational Guidance Counsellooooooooooor

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TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 18 Apr 2011, 06:27

[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name="Skincision"]ahoy new lady

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