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Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 06 Sep 2014, 01:34

Do it up. I need some simple and yummy recipes, please.
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Postby Nick » 06 Sep 2014, 01:35

still doing the vegetarian thing?
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Postby horse dealies » 06 Sep 2014, 01:37

i will share my recipe for sarmale directly
 
also this autumn i am going to try to make it with either tofu or tempeh, vegetarian-style. i suspect it will either be an unexpected delight or a total shit show
 
stay tuned! :llama:
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Postby scunt. » 06 Sep 2014, 07:48

Stammpot Borenkool


You will need:


like six white potatoes

four or five big kale leaves

one white onion

one bell pepper (optional)

4 jalapenos (optional)

clove of garlic

polska kielbasa 

pepper

salt

cayenne pepper


prep and whatnot:


Strip the leaves of kale from the stems, chop up, set aside

peel and cut the potatoes into okay sized pieces, boil them bitches

chop the jalapenos, bell peppers, onion and garlic up, set aside

slice the sausage and throw it in a pan to brown


once the potatoes are almost finished, throw the peppers onion and garlic in a pan and let them start to sweat with some butter yo

throw in the kale and some olive oil, season with the salt pepper and cayenne pepper

mash them fucking potatoes, you can add milk or butter or whatever to them. they dont have to be completely smooth.

once the kale has wilted from the heat and is nice and soft, throw that veggie mixture into the badass potatoes you just made

stir that shit up real good like, get a nice thorough mix in that shit


plate with some of the sausage and dig in. is great with spicy mustard. the peppers are optional and not at all traditional to the dish but it adds great flavor and a nice bit of heat, but not too much. you don't have to use them, but you should


and now you have made your very first dutch dish. deal with it

 
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Postby Skinfection » 06 Sep 2014, 11:28

no name for this, but i've been making different variations on whatever it is for almost a year. it's neat because it turns out kind of the same but kind of different each time. mind you this makes quite a bit, as i tend to cook enough to make it last all week. feel free to substitute quantities/ingredients as you see fit.
 
prep/cooking time is usually about an hour.
 
foods:
 
3 bell peppers (doesn't matter what color)
1 1/2 - 2 sweet onions
1 zucchini squash
4 roma tomatoes (sometimes less, depending on how big they are)
1 anaheim chili
1 pasilla pepper  (jalapenos are often substituted for either this or the anaheim chili)
crimini mushrooms (however many you feel like putting in)
1 can of yellowfin tuna
1 1/2 -2 sausages
1 can of black beans (partially drained)
1 1/2 lb of chicken breast
4 eggs
rice
 
spices:
 
salt
pepper
garlic powder
cumin
cayenne pepper
 
start with one huge pan. put some oil in it (not a lot, just enough to coat the bottom) then start heating that bitch up on LOW. cut up onions and mushrooms and throw into pan. feel free to let both of those saute while you cut up the bell peppers. add bell peppers and eggs to the mixture and the first layer of spices. next goes the zucchini squash, tomatoes, chilis, rice, tuna, and black beans. add a second layer of spices. now all that is left is to throw in the sausages and chicken. add a third layer of spices (excluding salt this time) and then let simmer while stirring occasionally for about 20 minutes.
 
now, you can eat it right after everything is mixed together and heated thoroughly, but this is not recommended. let everything settle for at least an hour or so all of the flavors can settle and mix together.
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 06 Sep 2014, 18:05

[quote="Nick"]
still doing the vegetarian thing?
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No, I'm eating meat again :fonz: for now, at least. 
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Tara likes meat.
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 08 Sep 2014, 07:06

Okay, I made a real simple three bean salad I'd like to share with ya'll hoes: 
 
Combine equal serving sizes of black beans, chick peas and edamame into a bowl. If you use the canned black beans and chick peas, be sure to rinse them first. 
 
Season with a balsamic vinagrette dressing and for added yummy-ness, I added a bunch of pickled banana peppers. I used the mild ones because I'm a pussweed who can't handle hot and spicy food. 
 
 
 
I don't have a lot of recipes if any mostly because I don't have time to really cook a lot of stuff. 
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Postby Nick » 08 Sep 2014, 08:10

That is why you need a crock pot :idea:
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 08 Sep 2014, 19:49

If I don't buy one before the end of the year, I'll be asking for one for Christmas. 
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Postby Aðalsteinn » 08 Sep 2014, 21:17

10 wrong opinions have been contributed to this thread     :shake:
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 08 Sep 2014, 22:33

YOU'RE a wrong opinion, ICE MAN. 
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 09 Sep 2014, 00:22

You crock pot freaks need to try this recipe and get back to me: 
 
<p style="color:rgb(128,128,128);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Easy Crock Pot Potato Soup
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1 30oz. bag of frozen diced hash browns

1 32 oz box of chicken broth
1 can of cream of chicken soup (10 oz)

1 pkg. cream cheese (8 oz, not fat free)

3 oz bacon bits 

1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 

salt and pepper to taste
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Put the potatoes in the crockpot. Add in the chicken broth, cream of chicken soup and half of the bacon bits. Add a pinch of salt and pepper. 

Cook on low for 8 hours or until potatoes are tender. 

An hour before serving, cut the cream cheese into small cubes. Place the cubes in the crock pot. Mix a few times throughout the hour before serving. 

Once the cream cheese is completely mixed in, it's ready to serve. 

Top with cheddar cheese and some additional bacon bits.
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Postby Nick » 09 Sep 2014, 00:47

That doesn't sound very good
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 09 Sep 2014, 01:25

I don't think hash browns in a potato soup would be very good, but if any of you should try a variation of this recipe that would be neat. 
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Postby Nick » 09 Sep 2014, 01:27

ive been using the same recipe to make potato soup for a few years now but never in a crock pot
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 09 Sep 2014, 01:36

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Postby horse dealies » 09 Sep 2014, 01:59

why would you use frozen hash browns when potatoes are readily available and tastier and easy to cut up
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SHARE.</blockquote>


Need to find it in my bookmarks first
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Postby Ninny » 09 Sep 2014, 02:18

[quote="scunt."]
Stammpot Borenkool


You will need:


like six white potatoes

four or five big kale leaves

one white onion

one bell pepper (optional)

4 jalapenos (optional)

clove of garlic

polska kielbasa 

pepper

salt

cayenne pepper


prep and whatnot:


Strip the leaves of kale from the stems, chop up, set aside

peel and cut the potatoes into okay sized pieces, boil them bitches

chop the jalapenos, bell peppers, onion and garlic up, set aside

slice the sausage and throw it in a pan to brown


once the potatoes are almost finished, throw the peppers onion and garlic in a pan and let them start to sweat with some butter yo

throw in the kale and some olive oil, season with the salt pepper and cayenne pepper

mash them fucking potatoes, you can add milk or butter or whatever to them. they dont have to be completely smooth.

once the kale has wilted from the heat and is nice and soft, throw that veggie mixture into the badass potatoes you just made

stir that shit up real good like, get a nice thorough mix in that shit


plate with some of the sausage and dig in. is great with spicy mustard. the peppers are optional and not at all traditional to the dish but it adds great flavor and a nice bit of heat, but not too much. you don't have to use them, but you should


and now you have made your very first dutch dish. deal with it

 
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 09 Sep 2014, 03:09

[quote="wangoed"]
why would you use frozen hash browns when potatoes are readily available and tastier and easy to cut up
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This isn't my recipe mang. 
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Need to find it in my bookmarks first</blockquote>


Couldn't find the bookmark but I had the recipe saved on my phone


Loaded Baked Potato Soup

1 lb. bacon, diced

1 onion, diced

5 large Russet potatoes, peeled and cubed

3 c. chicken stock

3 T. butter

3 T. flour

1 1/2 c. milk

3 green onions, sliced

3/4 c. shredded cheddar cheese, divided

1/2 t. black pepper

Sour cream for garnish, optional

1. In a large stock pot, cook bacon until crisp. Remove with a slotted spoon to drain and set aside. Drain all but 2 T. of bacon grease from the pot. Cook the onions in the remaining bacon grease for about 5 minutes, until tender.

2. Add potatoes and chicken stock to pot. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to medium and simmer about 20 minutes, until potatoes are tender. With a slotted spoon, remove a few scoops of potatoes. Place in a bowl and mash with a fork. Set aside.

3. In a small sauce pan, melt butter. Stir in flour and cook for 2 minutes. Whisk in milk, bring to a boil and simmer until thickened. Slowly stir in to stock pot. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to low and simmer. Stir mashed potatoes back into pot.

4. Add 1/2 c. shredded cheese, three-fourths of the bacon and half the sliced green onions to pot. Add pepper. Stir to combine. Cook an additional 5 minutes.

5. To serve, ladle soup into individual bowls and top with some shredded cheese, bacon, green onions and optional sour cream.


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Postby Paste Human » 09 Sep 2014, 03:45

This barely qualifies as cooking, but:
 
Ingredients:
 
2 beaten eggs
Salsa verde (or maybe red salsa)
Grated cheese
Chips for dipping
 
Instructions:
 
1: Heat up some salsa verde in shallow 8-inch pan.  A bit more than you need to cover the surface.
2: Turn heat off or way down and stir in 2 beaten eggs for 10-20 seconds
3: Transfer to bowl (the same one you beat the eggs in)
4: Grate in cheese, and maybe add some sour cream
 
It's more of a snack than a meal.  Good for hangovers too.  Sometimes I add chicken along with some other stuff and wrap it up in a flour little pantera, as in mark loves pantera, pantera blanket :greenie:
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Postby horse dealies » 10 Sep 2014, 01:53

[quote="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs"]
 
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why would you use frozen hash browns when potatoes are readily available and tastier and easy to cut up
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This isn't my recipe mang. 
 
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well it was just a rhetorical question at any rate so we can still be friends
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Postby scunt. » 10 Sep 2014, 10:24

[quote="Ninny"]
 
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Stammpot Borenkool


You will need:


like six white potatoes

four or five big kale leaves

one white onion

one bell pepper (optional)

4 jalapenos (optional)

clove of garlic

polska kielbasa 

pepper

salt

cayenne pepper


prep and whatnot:


Strip the leaves of kale from the stems, chop up, set aside

peel and cut the potatoes into okay sized pieces, boil them bitches

chop the jalapenos, bell peppers, onion and garlic up, set aside

slice the sausage and throw it in a pan to brown


once the potatoes are almost finished, throw the peppers onion and garlic in a pan and let them start to sweat with some butter yo

throw in the kale and some olive oil, season with the salt pepper and cayenne pepper

mash them fucking potatoes, you can add milk or butter or whatever to them. they dont have to be completely smooth.

once the kale has wilted from the heat and is nice and soft, throw that veggie mixture into the badass potatoes you just made

stir that shit up real good like, get a nice thorough mix in that shit


plate with some of the sausage and dig in. is great with spicy mustard. the peppers are optional and not at all traditional to the dish but it adds great flavor and a nice bit of heat, but not too much. you don't have to use them, but you should


and now you have made your very first dutch dish. deal with it

 
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do it ninny :rocker:


i'd like to see how it differs from what i can get locally
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Postby Holocaust » 15 Sep 2014, 14:51

Falafel Pie
 
I was skeptical about this at first because it came from a vegan blog, and the original recipe calls for soy yogurt in one of the final toppings. Fuck that.
 
This is now one of my favorite things to eat.
 
HERE WE GO:
 
Preheat oven to 350
 
Cup of falafel mix
1/2 cup of water
 
Mix 'em up, get a cake pan, evenly layer the bottom with the mixed falafel mix, bake for 15 minutes. Remove from oven, you're done cooking.
 
Add:
Layer of hummus, as much as you want
Layer of thin slices of one or two roma tomatoes
Layer of thin slices of half a cucumber
 
Set aside
 
Blend a cup of greek yogurt, Tbsp of lemon juice (add more if you want), and the other half of the cucumber (or if you know a recipe for tzatziki, use that)
 
Add a layer of this excellent mixture to the pie. Top with chopped kalamata olives.
 
Eat that fucking delicious goddamn thing! It doesn't look like much, but this will feed two or three people.
 
Add feta to this if you want. I did. It rules. Fuck vegans.
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Postby horse dealies » 15 Sep 2014, 18:35

such hostility, my goodness
 
after examining the recipe there is no way that that would not be delicious
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Postby scunt. » 18 Sep 2014, 07:50

[quote="Holocaust"]
Falafel Pie
 
I was skeptical about this at first because it came from a vegan blog, and the original recipe calls for soy yogurt in one of the final toppings. Fuck that.
 
This is now one of my favorite things to eat.
 
HERE WE GO:
 
Preheat oven to 350
 
Cup of falafel mix
1/2 cup of water
 
Mix 'em up, get a cake pan, evenly layer the bottom with the mixed falafel mix, bake for 15 minutes. Remove from oven, you're done cooking.
 
Add:
Layer of hummus, as much as you want
Layer of thin slices of one or two roma tomatoes
Layer of thin slices of half a cucumber
 
Set aside
 
Blend a cup of greek yogurt, Tbsp of lemon juice (add more if you want), and the other half of the cucumber (or if you know a recipe for tzatziki, use that)
 
Add a layer of this excellent mixture to the pie. Top with chopped kalamata olives.
 
Eat that fucking delicious goddamn thing! It doesn't look like much, but this will feed two or three people.
 
Add feta to this if you want. I did. It rules. Fuck vegans.
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I just so happen to have falafel mix and greek yogurt at the moment :bulb:


looks like i know what im making after getting groceries tomorrow :gay:
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Postby Holocaust » 18 Sep 2014, 16:33

I didn't think I would care for the tomatoes on this, because tomatoes in their raw form are scantily clad transvestites with the clap and I do not care for them, but I tried this dish without them and it just wasn't the same.
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Postby horse dealies » 18 Sep 2014, 16:47

tomatoes are wonderful food times. :judge:
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Holocaust » 18 Sep 2014, 16:59

Only in any form that is not its original :judge:
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby horse dealies » 18 Sep 2014, 17:22

i'm afraid that that is just some strange and faulty thinking
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Josh » 18 Sep 2014, 20:21

i like 'maters just fine
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Nick » 18 Sep 2014, 21:34

I like me some tomato
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby horse dealies » 19 Sep 2014, 03:40

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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Abzu » 19 Sep 2014, 04:50

I actually stand with Holly on the tomato thing. I do not enjoy said thing in its raw and regular form. However, I love cooking with them.
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Nick » 19 Sep 2014, 04:52

Its one of the few things my daughter won't eat
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby User » 20 Sep 2014, 06:42

I remember when I realised tomato was awesome, I think I was about eight or nine years old.  It was a defining moment. 
 
Raw tomato and cheese sandwich is what did it.
 
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Nick » 20 Sep 2014, 06:50

Put some onion up on that bitch
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby Nick » 20 Sep 2014, 08:52

Onion :xx:
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby horse dealies » 20 Sep 2014, 17:13

raw onion is for consumption only in very rare, very limited circumstances
 
cook that shit up :idea:
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby User » 24 Sep 2014, 06:20

I dig a small amount of raw white, brown or red onion in a sandwich with other things such as cheese, greens, tomato, mustard.
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby horse dealies » 24 Sep 2014, 06:21

define "small amount"
 
also, in rings or diced
 
and if diced how small
 
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby horse dealies » 24 Sep 2014, 06:26

i can accept this
 
except for the last premise. one must maintain a sense of adventure
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby horse dealies » 24 Sep 2014, 06:37

from this i can infer that australians are poor onion choppers
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Re: Ein Cooking/Recipe Sharing Thread.

Postby User » 24 Sep 2014, 06:39

You can infer anything you want from anything around.  I think your inferences say more about YOU than your inferences' subjects.
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