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Do it up. I need some simple and yummy recipes, please.
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still doing the vegetarian thing?
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i will share my recipe for sarmale directly
 
also this autumn i am going to try to make it with either tofu or tempeh, vegetarian-style. i suspect it will either be an unexpected delight or a total shit show
 
stay tuned! :llama:
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Stammpot Borenkool


You will need:


like six white potatoes

four or five big kale leaves

one white onion

one bell pepper (optional)

4 jalapenos (optional)

clove of garlic

polska kielbasa 

pepper

salt

cayenne pepper


prep and whatnot:


Strip the leaves of kale from the stems, chop up, set aside

peel and cut the potatoes into okay sized pieces, boil them bitches

chop the jalapenos, bell peppers, onion and garlic up, set aside

slice the sausage and throw it in a pan to brown


once the potatoes are almost finished, throw the peppers onion and garlic in a pan and let them start to sweat with some butter yo

throw in the kale and some olive oil, season with the salt pepper and cayenne pepper

mash them fucking potatoes, you can add milk or butter or whatever to them. they dont have to be completely smooth.

once the kale has wilted from the heat and is nice and soft, throw that veggie mixture into the badass potatoes you just made

stir that shit up real good like, get a nice thorough mix in that shit


plate with some of the sausage and dig in. is great with spicy mustard. the peppers are optional and not at all traditional to the dish but it adds great flavor and a nice bit of heat, but not too much. you don't have to use them, but you should


and now you have made your very first dutch dish. deal with it

 
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[quote="Nick"]
still doing the vegetarian thing?
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No, I'm eating meat again :fonz: for now, at least. 
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Tara likes meat.
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Okay, I made a real simple three bean salad I'd like to share with ya'll hoes: 
 
Combine equal serving sizes of black beans, chick peas and edamame into a bowl. If you use the canned black beans and chick peas, be sure to rinse them first. 
 
Season with a balsamic vinagrette dressing and for added yummy-ness, I added a bunch of pickled banana peppers. I used the mild ones because I'm a pussweed who can't handle hot and spicy food. 
 
 
 
I don't have a lot of recipes if any mostly because I don't have time to really cook a lot of stuff. 
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That is why you need a crock pot :idea:
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If I don't buy one before the end of the year, I'll be asking for one for Christmas. 
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10 wrong opinions have been contributed to this thread     :shake:
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YOU'RE a wrong opinion, ICE MAN. 
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You crock pot freaks need to try this recipe and get back to me: 
 
<p style="color:rgb(128,128,128);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Easy Crock Pot Potato Soup
<p style="color:rgb(128,128,128);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Ingredients: 

1 30oz. bag of frozen diced hash browns

1 32 oz box of chicken broth
1 can of cream of chicken soup (10 oz)

1 pkg. cream cheese (8 oz, not fat free)

3 oz bacon bits 

1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 

salt and pepper to taste
<div style="color:rgb(128,128,128);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">
Directions:

Put the potatoes in the crockpot. Add in the chicken broth, cream of chicken soup and half of the bacon bits. Add a pinch of salt and pepper. 

Cook on low for 8 hours or until potatoes are tender. 

An hour before serving, cut the cream cheese into small cubes. Place the cubes in the crock pot. Mix a few times throughout the hour before serving. 

Once the cream cheese is completely mixed in, it's ready to serve. 

Top with cheddar cheese and some additional bacon bits.
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That doesn't sound very good
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I don't think hash browns in a potato soup would be very good, but if any of you should try a variation of this recipe that would be neat. 
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ive been using the same recipe to make potato soup for a few years now but never in a crock pot
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why would you use frozen hash browns when potatoes are readily available and tastier and easy to cut up
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs" data-cid="507898" data-time="1410203171">
SHARE.</blockquote>


Need to find it in my bookmarks first
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[quote="scunt."]
Stammpot Borenkool


You will need:


like six white potatoes

four or five big kale leaves

one white onion

one bell pepper (optional)

4 jalapenos (optional)

clove of garlic

polska kielbasa 

pepper

salt

cayenne pepper


prep and whatnot:


Strip the leaves of kale from the stems, chop up, set aside

peel and cut the potatoes into okay sized pieces, boil them bitches

chop the jalapenos, bell peppers, onion and garlic up, set aside

slice the sausage and throw it in a pan to brown


once the potatoes are almost finished, throw the peppers onion and garlic in a pan and let them start to sweat with some butter yo

throw in the kale and some olive oil, season with the salt pepper and cayenne pepper

mash them fucking potatoes, you can add milk or butter or whatever to them. they dont have to be completely smooth.

once the kale has wilted from the heat and is nice and soft, throw that veggie mixture into the badass potatoes you just made

stir that shit up real good like, get a nice thorough mix in that shit


plate with some of the sausage and dig in. is great with spicy mustard. the peppers are optional and not at all traditional to the dish but it adds great flavor and a nice bit of heat, but not too much. you don't have to use them, but you should


and now you have made your very first dutch dish. deal with it

 
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[quote="wangoed"]
why would you use frozen hash browns when potatoes are readily available and tastier and easy to cut up
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This isn't my recipe mang. 
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nick" data-cid="507917" data-time="1410205455"><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs" data-cid="507898" data-time="1410203171">
SHARE.</blockquote>
Need to find it in my bookmarks first</blockquote>


Couldn't find the bookmark but I had the recipe saved on my phone


Loaded Baked Potato Soup

1 lb. bacon, diced

1 onion, diced

5 large Russet potatoes, peeled and cubed

3 c. chicken stock

3 T. butter

3 T. flour

1 1/2 c. milk

3 green onions, sliced

3/4 c. shredded cheddar cheese, divided

1/2 t. black pepper

Sour cream for garnish, optional

1. In a large stock pot, cook bacon until crisp. Remove with a slotted spoon to drain and set aside. Drain all but 2 T. of bacon grease from the pot. Cook the onions in the remaining bacon grease for about 5 minutes, until tender.

2. Add potatoes and chicken stock to pot. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to medium and simmer about 20 minutes, until potatoes are tender. With a slotted spoon, remove a few scoops of potatoes. Place in a bowl and mash with a fork. Set aside.

3. In a small sauce pan, melt butter. Stir in flour and cook for 2 minutes. Whisk in milk, bring to a boil and simmer until thickened. Slowly stir in to stock pot. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to low and simmer. Stir mashed potatoes back into pot.

4. Add 1/2 c. shredded cheese, three-fourths of the bacon and half the sliced green onions to pot. Add pepper. Stir to combine. Cook an additional 5 minutes.

5. To serve, ladle soup into individual bowls and top with some shredded cheese, bacon, green onions and optional sour cream.


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This barely qualifies as cooking, but:
 
Ingredients:
 
2 beaten eggs
Salsa verde (or maybe red salsa)
Grated cheese
Chips for dipping
 
Instructions:
 
1: Heat up some salsa verde in shallow 8-inch pan.  A bit more than you need to cover the surface.
2: Turn heat off or way down and stir in 2 beaten eggs for 10-20 seconds
3: Transfer to bowl (the same one you beat the eggs in)
4: Grate in cheese, and maybe add some sour cream
 
It's more of a snack than a meal.  Good for hangovers too.  Sometimes I add chicken along with some other stuff and wrap it up in a flour little pantera blanket :greenie:
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[quote="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs"]
 
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="wangoed" data-cid="507911" data-time="1410204599">
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why would you use frozen hash browns when potatoes are readily available and tastier and easy to cut up
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This isn't my recipe mang. 
 
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well it was just a rhetorical question at any rate so we can still be friends
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[quote="Ninny"]
 
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="scunt." data-cid="507370" data-time="1409966317">
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Stammpot Borenkool


You will need:


like six white potatoes

four or five big kale leaves

one white onion

one bell pepper (optional)

4 jalapenos (optional)

clove of garlic

polska kielbasa 

pepper

salt

cayenne pepper


prep and whatnot:


Strip the leaves of kale from the stems, chop up, set aside

peel and cut the potatoes into okay sized pieces, boil them bitches

chop the jalapenos, bell peppers, onion and garlic up, set aside

slice the sausage and throw it in a pan to brown


once the potatoes are almost finished, throw the peppers onion and garlic in a pan and let them start to sweat with some butter yo

throw in the kale and some olive oil, season with the salt pepper and cayenne pepper

mash them fucking potatoes, you can add milk or butter or whatever to them. they dont have to be completely smooth.

once the kale has wilted from the heat and is nice and soft, throw that veggie mixture into the badass potatoes you just made

stir that shit up real good like, get a nice thorough mix in that shit


plate with some of the sausage and dig in. is great with spicy mustard. the peppers are optional and not at all traditional to the dish but it adds great flavor and a nice bit of heat, but not too much. you don't have to use them, but you should


and now you have made your very first dutch dish. deal with it

 
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do it ninny :rocker:


i'd like to see how it differs from what i can get locally
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Falafel Pie
 
I was skeptical about this at first because it came from a vegan blog, and the original recipe calls for soy yogurt in one of the final toppings. Fuck that.
 
This is now one of my favorite things to eat.
 
HERE WE GO:
 
Preheat oven to 350
 
Cup of falafel mix
1/2 cup of water
 
Mix 'em up, get a cake pan, evenly layer the bottom with the mixed falafel mix, bake for 15 minutes. Remove from oven, you're done cooking.
 
Add:
Layer of hummus, as much as you want
Layer of thin slices of one or two roma tomatoes
Layer of thin slices of half a cucumber
 
Set aside
 
Blend a cup of greek yogurt, Tbsp of lemon juice (add more if you want), and the other half of the cucumber (or if you know a recipe for tzatziki, use that)
 
Add a layer of this excellent mixture to the pie. Top with chopped kalamata olives.
 
Eat that fucking delicious goddamn thing! It doesn't look like much, but this will feed two or three people.
 
Add feta to this if you want. I did. It rules. Fuck vegans.
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such hostility, my goodness
 
after examining the recipe there is no way that that would not be delicious
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[quote="Holocaust"]
Falafel Pie
 
I was skeptical about this at first because it came from a vegan blog, and the original recipe calls for soy yogurt in one of the final toppings. Fuck that.
 
This is now one of my favorite things to eat.
 
HERE WE GO:
 
Preheat oven to 350
 
Cup of falafel mix
1/2 cup of water
 
Mix 'em up, get a cake pan, evenly layer the bottom with the mixed falafel mix, bake for 15 minutes. Remove from oven, you're done cooking.
 
Add:
Layer of hummus, as much as you want
Layer of thin slices of one or two roma tomatoes
Layer of thin slices of half a cucumber
 
Set aside
 
Blend a cup of greek yogurt, Tbsp of lemon juice (add more if you want), and the other half of the cucumber (or if you know a recipe for tzatziki, use that)
 
Add a layer of this excellent mixture to the pie. Top with chopped kalamata olives.
 
Eat that fucking delicious goddamn thing! It doesn't look like much, but this will feed two or three people.
 
Add feta to this if you want. I did. It rules. Fuck vegans.
[/quote]


I just so happen to have falafel mix and greek yogurt at the moment :bulb:


looks like i know what im making after getting groceries tomorrow :gay:
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I didn't think I would care for the tomatoes on this, because tomatoes in their raw form are scantily clad transvestites with the clap and I do not care for them, but I tried this dish without them and it just wasn't the same.
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tomatoes are wonderful food times. :judge:
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Only in any form that is not its original :judge:
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i'm afraid that that is just some strange and faulty thinking
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I like me some tomato
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:judge:
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I actually stand with Holly on the tomato thing. I do not enjoy said thing in its raw and regular form. However, I love cooking with them.
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Its one of the few things my daughter won't eat
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I remember when I realised tomato was awesome, I think I was about eight or nine years old.  It was a defining moment. 
 
Raw tomato and cheese sandwich is what did it.
 
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Put some onion up on that bitch
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Onion :xx:
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raw onion is for consumption only in very rare, very limited circumstances
 
cook that shit up :idea:
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I dig a small amount of raw white, brown or red onion in a sandwich with other things such as cheese, greens, tomato, mustard.
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define "small amount"
 
also, in rings or diced
 
and if diced how small
 
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i can accept this
 
except for the last premise. one must maintain a sense of adventure
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from this i can infer that australians are poor onion choppers
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You can infer anything you want from anything around.  I think your inferences say more about YOU than your inferences' subjects.
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that is a long-winded way of saying "i, also, can infer"
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