so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

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so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 07 Dec 2014, 23:50

and he is super excited to play call of duty and halo
 
what are some things i need to know about these games in order to play them well and stuff
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby zim » 08 Dec 2014, 00:09

be 12 and say fɑggot a lot
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby Hitoshura » 08 Dec 2014, 00:18

the best way to be good in CoD if you're playing online is to have a full premade party for your team. other than that it's really just reflexes and learning the maps/knowing what routes people typically take in a given mode.
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 08 Dec 2014, 00:39

in other words, suck a whole lot for awhile and then get somewhat better
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 08 Dec 2014, 00:44

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be 12 and say fɑggot a lot
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holy shit are public games full of kids who do this. it's is the reason i stopped playing l4d in random servers
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby User » 08 Dec 2014, 04:09

I would love to have played all you fucks in Counter-Strike back in 2003-7.
 
Also, break this "fellating lover's" Xbox and make your "fellating lover" focus on "his" novel.
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 08 Dec 2014, 05:14

this is not a hypothetical fellating lover substituting for me :santa: he is a burly philosopher with black belts, we are going to scrap in his living room as well
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Postby User » 08 Dec 2014, 05:29

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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 08 Dec 2014, 05:47

elite century series :luke:
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 08 Dec 2014, 09:58

Best advice is to stay away from COD.
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In verschmutzten Ecken kriechen die, die nicht mehr taumeln können

Mühe, Qual erdrückt die Schultern und straft jedes Lächeln Lügen
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 08 Dec 2014, 10:21

why though. that is not an explanation
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby User » 08 Dec 2014, 11:16

Check out this article I wrote when I was fourteen for the answer:
 
http://web.archive.org/web/20020202052635/http://nintensity.com/columns/n64again.html
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby Hitoshura » 08 Dec 2014, 11:35

i don't remember raven blade. did that come out under a different name or was it canceled :huh:
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby zim » 08 Dec 2014, 15:26

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holy shit are public games full of kids who do this. it's is the reason i stopped playing l4d in random servers
 
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<p style="font-size:14.3999996185303px;">i don't actually know what the xbox cod multiplayer community is like but i've always heard that it was dominated by shit talking kids.
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<p style="font-size:14.3999996185303px;">and yeah, l4d pub/random servers can be the same way. i miss l4d, i hope a third installment is released soon. 
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 08 Dec 2014, 16:51

are you burned out on 2?
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby zim » 08 Dec 2014, 16:59

[quote="burt sassafrass"]
are you burned out on 2?
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i've logged nearly 1000 hours and all the guys i used to play with have moved on. the group i played with became a force to be reckoned with in vs matches.
 
now vs matches last for like 2 or 3 rounds before people start trolling or rage quit 
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby horse dealies » 08 Dec 2014, 17:03

yeah, you really need a devoted group of friends. and the way i know that is i have never had one :eyes:
 
the closest i've come is my favoritest modded server, which has 6000 or so members and a dedicated core or 100 or so. it is based in germany so the ping is often :oldryan: but fun nonetheless
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby toozey » 13 Dec 2014, 02:24

only play cod for 20 minute bursts or less
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Postby scunt. » 20 Dec 2014, 02:07

i wish i had people to play ps3 games with :eyes:
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