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so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 07 Dec 2014, 23:50
by happiness and harmony
and he is super excited to play call of duty and halo
 
what are some things i need to know about these games in order to play them well and stuff

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 00:09
by zim
be 12 and say fɑggot a lot

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 00:18
by jawn galliano
the best way to be good in CoD if you're playing online is to have a full premade party for your team. other than that it's really just reflexes and learning the maps/knowing what routes people typically take in a given mode.

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 00:39
by happiness and harmony
in other words, suck a whole lot for awhile and then get somewhat better

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 00:44
by happiness and harmony
[quote="zim"]
be 12 and say fɑggot a lot
[/quote]
 
holy shit are public games full of kids who do this. it's is the reason i stopped playing l4d in random servers

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 04:09
by User
I would love to have played all you fucks in Counter-Strike back in 2003-7.
 
Also, break this "fellating lover's" Xbox and make your "fellating lover" focus on "his" novel.

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 05:14
by happiness and harmony
this is not a hypothetical fellating lover substituting for me :santa: he is a burly philosopher with black belts, we are going to scrap in his living room as well

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 05:29
by User

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 05:47
by happiness and harmony
elite century series :luke:

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 09:58
by Dr. Gonzo
Best advice is to stay away from COD.

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 10:21
by happiness and harmony
why though. that is not an explanation

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 11:16
by User
Check out this article I wrote when I was fourteen for the answer:
 
http://web.archive.org/web/20020202052635/http://nintensity.com/columns/n64again.html

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 11:35
by jawn galliano
i don't remember raven blade. did that come out under a different name or was it canceled :huh:

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 15:26
by zim
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[quote="burt sassafrass"]
be 12 and say fɑggot a lot
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holy shit are public games full of kids who do this. it's is the reason i stopped playing l4d in random servers
 
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<p style="font-size:14.3999996185303px;">i don't actually know what the xbox cod multiplayer community is like but i've always heard that it was dominated by shit talking kids.
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<p style="font-size:14.3999996185303px;">and yeah, l4d pub/random servers can be the same way. i miss l4d, i hope a third installment is released soon. 
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Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 16:51
by happiness and harmony
are you burned out on 2?

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 16:59
by zim
[quote="burt sassafrass"]
are you burned out on 2?
[/quote]
 
i've logged nearly 1000 hours and all the guys i used to play with have moved on. the group i played with became a force to be reckoned with in vs matches.
 
now vs matches last for like 2 or 3 rounds before people start trolling or rage quit 

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 08 Dec 2014, 17:03
by happiness and harmony
yeah, you really need a devoted group of friends. and the way i know that is i have never had one :eyes:
 
the closest i've come is my favoritest modded server, which has 6000 or so members and a dedicated core or 100 or so. it is based in germany so the ping is often :oldryan: but fun nonetheless

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 13 Dec 2014, 02:24
by deckard
only play cod for 20 minute bursts or less

Re: so a fellating lover of mine just bought an xbox

Posted: 20 Dec 2014, 02:07
by scunt.
i wish i had people to play ps3 games with :eyes: