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Holocaust
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Jerking off

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Is a hobby :bulb:
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:oldryan:
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Not a very productive one, I can tell you
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i would consider it more of a latent urge
 
but the urge has definitely decreased as i have gotten older, thankfully
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="User" data-cid="598886" data-time="1472175911">
but the urge has definitely decreased as i have gotten older, thankfully
</blockquote>
 
funnily enough, this has been the only thing that makes me feel like i've grown older. when i started having days where i thought to myself, i'm too tired or meh.
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[quote="zim"]
 
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="User" data-cid="598886" data-time="1472175911">
but the urge has definitely decreased as i have gotten older, thankfully
</blockquote>
 
funnily enough, this has been the only thing that makes me feel like i've grown older. when i started having days where i thought to myself, i'm too tired or meh.
 
[/quote]
 
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zim needs a different plugging in :idea:
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Find a sexy leopard elevator named Matrix
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:oldryan:
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sometimes I skip a day.
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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but you make up for it the next day?
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:jizz:
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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:judge:
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I'm finding that I can't get it up to porn these days.
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I'm guessing almost everyone in this thread including myself is either approaching 30 or just past it, which is about the time testosterone production starts declining rapidly. 
 
The time for regular prostate exams is nigh.
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jerking off
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i prefer it this way :santa:
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i already feel too tired to bother half the time :oldryan:
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gerkin off :idea:
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