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Jerking off

Postby Holocaust » 26 Aug 2016, 00:59

Is a hobby :bulb:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby horse dealies » 26 Aug 2016, 01:23

:oldryan:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby Holocaust » 26 Aug 2016, 03:21

Not a very productive one, I can tell you
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Re: Jerking off

Postby User » 26 Aug 2016, 08:15

i would consider it more of a latent urge
 
but the urge has definitely decreased as i have gotten older, thankfully
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Re: Jerking off

Postby zim » 26 Aug 2016, 10:04

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="User" data-cid="598886" data-time="1472175911">
but the urge has definitely decreased as i have gotten older, thankfully
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funnily enough, this has been the only thing that makes me feel like i've grown older. when i started having days where i thought to myself, i'm too tired or meh.
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Re: Jerking off

Postby shadowalk » 26 Aug 2016, 10:21

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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="User" data-cid="598886" data-time="1472175911">
but the urge has definitely decreased as i have gotten older, thankfully
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funnily enough, this has been the only thing that makes me feel like i've grown older. when i started having days where i thought to myself, i'm too tired or meh.
 
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Re: Jerking off

Postby horse dealies » 26 Aug 2016, 21:00

zim needs a different plugging in :idea:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby Holocaust » 26 Aug 2016, 22:49

Find a sexy leopard elevator named Matrix
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Re: Jerking off

Postby horse dealies » 26 Aug 2016, 23:12

:oldryan:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 27 Aug 2016, 00:48

sometimes I skip a day.
suffice to say :greenie:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby horse dealies » 27 Aug 2016, 00:57

but you make up for it the next day?
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Re: Jerking off

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 27 Aug 2016, 01:26

:jizz:
suffice to say :greenie:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby horse dealies » 27 Aug 2016, 03:05

:judge:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby The Ultimate » 27 Aug 2016, 06:53

I'm finding that I can't get it up to porn these days.
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Re: Jerking off

Postby Lavabug » 27 Aug 2016, 07:13

I'm guessing almost everyone in this thread including myself is either approaching 30 or just past it, which is about the time testosterone production starts declining rapidly. 
 
The time for regular prostate exams is nigh.
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Re: Jerking off

Postby horse dealies » 24 Feb 2017, 20:01

jerking off
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Re: Jerking off

Postby User » 05 Mar 2017, 18:45

i prefer it this way :santa:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby zim » 06 Mar 2017, 06:06

i already feel too tired to bother half the time :oldryan:
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Re: Jerking off

Postby horse dealies » 02 Apr 2017, 23:22

gerkin off :idea:

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