popular only because it's terrible.
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popular only because it's terrible.
posted this on the nilebard, thought i'd share here too:
imagine if you will, the musical travesty that is iwrestedabearonce.
now imagine that said took a shit in the woods, then some young musicians from Ohio ate said shit and what was than shat out by said group of musicians resulted in this...quite possibly the worst/most ridiculous/gayest song, band, and music video ever created:
Attack Attack! - Stick Stickly
[youtube]nQVpITyOdc8[/youtube]
and then there is this classic:
Brokencyde - Freaxxx
[youtube]-TH5ibABP4U[/youtube]
and just becasue:
iwrestledabearonce - tastes like kevin bacon
[youtube]ZrFTR9fucr8[/youtube]
imagine if you will, the musical travesty that is iwrestedabearonce.
now imagine that said took a shit in the woods, then some young musicians from Ohio ate said shit and what was than shat out by said group of musicians resulted in this...quite possibly the worst/most ridiculous/gayest song, band, and music video ever created:
Attack Attack! - Stick Stickly
[youtube]nQVpITyOdc8[/youtube]
and then there is this classic:
Brokencyde - Freaxxx
[youtube]-TH5ibABP4U[/youtube]
and just becasue:
iwrestledabearonce - tastes like kevin bacon
[youtube]ZrFTR9fucr8[/youtube]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
all of these are the reason North Korea has nuclear weapons.
I want fucking nuclear weapons for these cunts, but i fear death would be to sweet a mercy for thier crimes.
I want fucking nuclear weapons for these cunts, but i fear death would be to sweet a mercy for thier crimes.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
[quote name="baron von blondle"]all of these are the reason North Korea has nuclear weapons.
I want fucking nuclear weapons for these cunts, but i fear death would be to sweet a mercy for thier crimes.[/quote]
I agree in all
I want fucking nuclear weapons for these cunts, but i fear death would be to sweet a mercy for thier crimes.[/quote]
I agree in all
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
honestly, i can't tell if these bands are trying to be serious, or if it's supposed to be some sort of retarded hipster parodic irony. i don't think the bands themselves even know. either way, everyone responsible for creating this stuff and anything like it needs to be rounded up onto a remote island and nuked from orbit.
is this stuff really popular?
is this stuff really popular?
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
this is making it popular...go away, leave it...
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
I came into this thread with "St Anger" loaded and ready to fire from my fingertips, but then Lumlum had to remind me of iwrestledabearonce. They're the audio version of gastroenteritis. In fact that's literally what they are, they've taken in a load of influences and now they're all spewing out in every direction all at once.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
the attack attack song is so full of autotune that it's not even funny. actually we were just having this debate on the sneap forum because joey sturgis (producer, also did all the albums of "the devil wears prada" etc) posted about the autotune debate.
brokencyde is some good shit. not.
brokencyde is some good shit. not.
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
didn't know what to think about attack attack, i think my jaw dropped at the techno breakdown. what the fuck has happened to metal music
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
EVERYBODY OUT OF THIS THREAD, there's nothing to see here...move along....if we don't look maybe it will just go away...please?.....PLEASE?!!!!?!!!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
i really hate that iwrestledabear bullshit
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
i think they're serious.
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
[quote name="rhino"]i really hate that iwrestledabear bullshit[/quote]
Dude, as bad as they are brokencyde are infinitely more cancerous.
Dude, as bad as they are brokencyde are infinitely more cancerous.
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
I can't pick. They're all ear-rapingly bad.
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
[quote name="Redd"]I can't pick. They're all ear-rapingly bad.[/quote]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
im going with brokencyde
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
i dont like wrestleabear, but compared to those other bands they suddenly seem to have a thousands time more cred.
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
This first video has some awesome headbanging, it looks like cartoon
- jawn galliano
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
the word 'awesome' has zero place in this thread
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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]the word 'awesome' has zero place in this thread [/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: popular only because it's terrible.
I easily went with brokencyde