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maynard says hes got all the lyrics an melodies done

Postby Josh » 17 Feb 2018, 14:03

except for one song!

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/maynar ... tool-song/

when they actually hit the studio :jizz:
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Postby Nick » 17 Feb 2018, 14:04

6 more years
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Re: maynard says hes got all the lyrics an melodies done

Postby Josh » 17 Feb 2018, 14:16

im thinking they record in late summer for a release late this year
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Re: maynard says hes got all the lyrics an melodies done

Postby rhino » 17 Feb 2018, 17:15

i will say first quarter of 2019 :santa:
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im thinking they sard
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Postby Josh » 18 Feb 2018, 07:59

rhino wrote:i will say first quarter of 2019 :santa:



this is probably most accurate. im just hoping its sooner
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Re: maynard says hes got all the lyrics an melodies done

Postby Eric » 20 Feb 2018, 07:54

Almost taking as long as Chinese Democracy...still gonna buy it! The instrumental they've been doing live is real good.
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Re: maynard says hes got all the lyrics an melodies done

Postby Josh » 21 Feb 2018, 13:40

they start record next month :shock::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

http://www.metalinjection.net/upcoming- ... n-as-march

its happening :jizz:
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Postby morbid board eli » 21 Feb 2018, 17:44

not before the next presidential election
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Postby Josh » 21 Feb 2018, 17:57

im sure you didnt even click the link. that comment was straight from adam. unless you joined (josh's preferred insult here) in with all the #fakenews bullshit.

3 weeks with maynard is plenty of time to record especially if every song is n final form.
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Re: maynard says hes got all the lyrics an melodies done

Postby Holocaust » 21 Feb 2018, 20:08

Nah, like 36 years, because you don't rush art
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jorsh wrote:im sure you didnt even click the link. that comment was straight from adam. unless you joined (jorsh's preferred insult here) in with all the #fakenews bullshit.

3 weeks with maynard is plenty of time to record especially if every song is n final form.


right, because if there's one thing i'm known for it's ignoring articles and overlooking details :gaylol: goodness gracious you are a jumpy jens these days. a nap would serve you well :idea: that or ankle tattoos

anyway the comment doesn't say that they're recording the entire album, or that they're recording the album at all. what it says is they have three weeks with maynard in march, and that they're recording in march and april. tool hasn't recorded a full-length album in two months ever. it could be the first proper demos with maynard on them for all we know. and let's not even get into who is this random instagram follower that adam jones, guitarist for the most annoyingly secretive band on the planet, is just responding to out in the open, dropping huge news for all to see

if they record a brand new album full of brand new songs this spring and then put it out at some point in the next calendar year or so, bully. but i do not expect this and neither should you

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Jumpy jens says the sour Samuel negative Nancy!

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Postby Josh » 22 Feb 2018, 02:55

Also that is Adams instagram handle and he's been using it for a while now. that is him. I highly doubt he would say "the recording" if it were just demos.
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Postby Hitoshura » 22 Feb 2018, 05:27

even if they finished the entire recording in the spring sessions they'd withhold the release for a couple years just to be spiteful jerks
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nah dawg
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Postby Abzu » 22 Feb 2018, 09:19

They're spending too long on it. It's going to suck.
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quite possibly
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jorsh wrote:Also that is Adams instagram handle and he's been using it for a while now. that is him. I highly doubt he would say "the recording" if it were just demos.


i know it's him but i'm saying who is this random dude adam is just dropping this news for? adam probably gets asked about the new tool album 75 times a day on social media. why is he telling entropy_631? if that hard-on bearer is actually a close fellating lover or the brother of adam's guitar tech or the kid who mows his lawn or whatever, then that might be something. otherwise, i look at it askance

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Hitoshura wrote:even if they finished the entire recording in the spring sessions they'd withhold the release for a couple years just to be spiteful jerks


also this
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Postby Nick » 22 Feb 2018, 21:03

Keeping my hopes low so I won't be disappointed :gay:
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Postby Josh » 22 Feb 2018, 21:43

Last point: Maynard stated the songs he received were the final versions otherwise he wouldn't have put lyrics and melodies over them yet. So there is no need to demo out any material :santa:
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Nick wrote:Keeping my hopes low so I won't be disappointed :gay:


emerson did the same thing :idea:
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jorsh wrote:Last point: Maynard stated the songs he received were the final versions otherwise he wouldn't have put lyrics and melodies over them yet. So there is no need to demo out any material :santa:


final versions without vocals though. they could hear the songs after maynard sings on them and go "oh no this part doesnt work and that bit is all wrong, now we need to rewrite things" :occifer:

i'm happy to be wrong, i just don't expect anything resembling speed or efficacy from this band :santa:

in the meantime i think i may jam some more lateralus-era bootlegs :rocker:
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I really just assumed that was gonna be an article about it not happening
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Nick wrote:I really just assumed that was gonna be an article about it not happening
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maynard should shut the fuck up an go live in an ashram
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Postby Josh » 08 Mar 2018, 10:15

Maynard :xx:

I think tool peed in Luke's cheerios
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those poor, poor cheerios :eyes:
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poor luke you mean having to put up with tool for like twenty years
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That's funny I don't recall folks being forced to listen to things
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choking on maynard's juice made you forget
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no that was the ejaculate of angels, consumed happily by jorsh
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dedicated to lucas

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Im calling it now, march 2019
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July 2019
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Summer 2020
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Nick wrote:Summer 2021
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he can drown on his own semen
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User wrote:he can drown on his own semen


but what would he drown in?
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he choke on his own semen in vat of his own semen
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it's a strong hate
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luke haas needs more meditation in this period
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he is going to die before me and i am going to shit all over his obituaries
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well thats not very nice
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Hey dusty you should ban Luke again like the good old days remember? He'll never know what hit him
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can’t :frown: he has the perma-unbannable feature

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