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Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 30 May 2018, 04:55
by Mesarthim
Anal Cunt Guitarist jorsh Martin Dies In Escalator Accident
May 29th, 2018

Anal Cunt, etc. guitarist jorsh Martin died yesterday, May 29th, due to injuries sustained while falling off an escalator in the Providence Place Mall in Providence, RI at around 10:45pm. Martin, who was 45-years-old, suffered severe head trauma in the fall. WPRI report that witnesses had described Martin as “clowning around” and “riding the rail of the escalator” when he fell off backwards and struck his head on a table on the way down, landing in the food court.

Though the identity of the deceased was not immediately revealed, Vanyaland have since confirmed that it was indeed Martin who passed in the accident. Anal Cunt called it quits back in 2011 when their frontman Seth Putnam passed away. Late last year Martin was in the news again after his heckling of Kiss‘ Gene Simmons at a Providence, RI show led Simmons to leave the stage to confront him.

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 30 May 2018, 09:02
by Dr. Gonzo
I gotta hand it to him.

If he'd landed it.

Sad news.

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 30 May 2018, 23:10
by zim
what a strange way to go

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 31 May 2018, 00:01
by Ninny
From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 31 May 2018, 03:11
by vO)))id
:redneck:

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 31 May 2018, 14:10
by droidspawn
Ninny wrote:From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick

well, he was in anal cunt, so yeah

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 31 May 2018, 18:30
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
My first thought was I wonder if anal cunt have a song about escalators or falling being gay.

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 31 May 2018, 21:02
by Mesarthim
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 31 May 2018, 21:05
by Mesarthim
Image

i've seen this floating around.

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 31 May 2018, 21:52
by User
i dig that ending

well done son

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 01 Jun 2018, 04:49
by jawn galliano
i am impressed that lummo knows about the size of providence place

escalators are gay

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 01 Jun 2018, 07:07
by Verbal
took me a minute or so after reading the opening post to get the thread title

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 01 Jun 2018, 20:11
by happiness and harmony
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
:redneck:

Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Posted: 02 Jun 2018, 07:48
by droidspawn
morbid board eli wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
:redneck:
:gaylol: this is great