Well that escalated quickly.

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Rufus T. Firefly
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Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 30 May 2018, 04:55

Anal foreskin fungus Guitarist jorsh Martin Dies In Escalator Accident
May 29th, 2018

Anal foreskin fungus, etc. guitarist jorsh Martin died yesterday, May 29th, due to injuries sustained while falling off an escalator in the Providence Place Mall in Providence, RI at around 10:45pm. Martin, who was 45-years-old, suffered severe head trauma in the fall. WPRI report that witnesses had described Martin as “clowning around” and “riding the rail of the escalator” when he fell off backwards and struck his head on a table on the way down, landing in the food court.

Though the identity of the deceased was not immediately revealed, Vanyaland have since confirmed that it was indeed Martin who passed in the accident. Anal foreskin fungus called it quits back in 2011 when their frontman Seth Putnam passed away. Late last year Martin was in the news again after his heckling of Kiss‘ Gene Simmons at a Providence, RI show led Simmons to leave the stage to confront him.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 30 May 2018, 09:02

I gotta hand it to him.

If he'd landed it.

Sad news.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby zim » 30 May 2018, 23:10

what a strange way to go
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Ninny » 31 May 2018, 00:01

From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby iamgoat » 31 May 2018, 03:11

:redneck:
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Josh » 31 May 2018, 14:10

Ninny wrote:From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick



well, he was in anal foreskin fungus, so yeah
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Postby Nick » 31 May 2018, 18:30

My first thought was I wonder if anal foreskin fungus have a song about escalators or falling being gay.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 31 May 2018, 21:02

I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 31 May 2018, 21:05

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i've seen this floating around.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby User » 31 May 2018, 21:52

i dig that ending

well done son
more metal
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Hitoshura » 01 Jun 2018, 04:49

i am impressed that lummo knows about the size of providence place

escalators are gay
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Verbal » 01 Jun 2018, 07:07

took me a minute or so after reading the opening post to get the thread title
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby morbid board eli » 01 Jun 2018, 20:11

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.


:redneck:
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.

Postby Josh » 02 Jun 2018, 07:48

morbid board eli wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.


:redneck:


:gaylol: this is great

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