Largest cock in metal

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Largest cock in metal

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uh uh uh :god: :god: :god: :god:



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AOD.
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thanks sade, but I don't think actually :)
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Peter Steele
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]Peter Steele[/quote]

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all of these hardcore masturbated crackers

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this bitch actually plays keyboards for that gay band

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Do you mean literally, as in who has the largest penis (I have no clue...), or metaphorically? If the latter, I'd vote for Chris Barnes.
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Hoest



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
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hahaha, exposed black metal cock .
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Well, that kills the myth of the well-hung rock star!
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tommy or Nikki :bang: :jizz:
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[quote name="Ignatius"]hahaha, exposed black metal cock .[/quote]



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I'll go with "spicyfy."



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