Largest cunt in metal *updated*

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you can vote up to 2 options.



I added some more options. your previous votes have been invalidated as a result.



also added Dave Mustaine because he does across as a pussy.
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Hahaha, two options, two votes for Danzig.
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Did you put Vital Remains up because of that show they bailed on? :evil:
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no Lars?



i voted Glenn - when i met him he was a cunt, and the Blood Duster boys lost all respect for him.
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why no Metallica in the options? :huh: :redneck:





Largest cunt in metal : Metallica ( entire band)



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Damn, I meant to vote for Vital Remains, but I accidentally clicked someone else. I did vote for Glen Benton, though. I hate him.
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Benton gets my vote.
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]why no Metallica in the options? :huh: :redneck:





Largest cunt in metal : Metallica ( entire band)

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no. completely unwarranted. the biggest cunts that were ever a part of metallica are lars and mustaine. by far

i've never heard of burton ever being one, hammett most certainly isnt (pussy maybe, but no cunt :redneck: ), trujillo seems like an idiot but i don't know if he's a cunt, and i never got that impression from hetfield, to be honest



btw, i voted for benton and VR
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Axl rose: Metal?



Where's the option for Phil anselmo.
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pHIL ANSELMO is a very large cunt :idea:
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phil and lars are assholes, not cunts.
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]phil and lars are assholes, not cunts.[/quote]



what's the difference? cunt, asshole, douchebag... if there is, i'd like to know :santa:
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[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="Lumbergh"]phil and lars are assholes, not cunts.[/quote]



what's the difference? cunt, asshole, douchebag... if there is, i'd like to know :santa:[/quote]



Yes, what are the criteria? By my estimation, Lars is a chode and Phil is a cock.
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[quote name="Skinfection"]*looks at aod's sig*[/quote]



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She's cute.
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ha, whats the deal with the whole vital remains band... i'm not in the know on this
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[quote name="rhino"]ha, whats the deal with the whole vital remains band... i'm not in the know on this[/quote]
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they are a band that doesn't give a flying fuck about their fans. therefore, they = cunts.
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in the sense that they act like "rockstars" lummo?
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my updated votes got to benton for being the biggest cunt in all of death metal, and dave mustaine for the fact that beside being an incredibly arrogant cunt is also the most horrible vocalist in all of thrash metal :alien:
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Benton and Vital Remains.
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gonna have to say sharon osbourne here folks
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I said Lars.
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]they are a band that doesn't give a flying fuck about their fans. therefore, they = cunts.[/quote]



It's true. They didn't show up to Neurotic Deathfest either. They'd left is so late that the only way they could inform people was to put up a hastily printed bit of paper on the main stage door saying words to the effect of "Vital Remains missed their plane"
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Robb Flynn :fuckoff:
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