why aren't there any female death metal guitarists?

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why aren't there any female death metal guitarists?

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i only know of one - Laura Christine(warface, dreaming dead)



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because the only instrument women know how to play is the bass giutar
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[quote name="Dudley"]because the only instrument women know how to play is the bass giutar[/quote]

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Re: why aren't there any female death metal guitarists?

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That's not death metal. :frown:
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Well it's not death metal... and it's not... ahem :fonz:
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[quote name="Abzu"]
[quote name="Dudley"]because the only instrument women know how to play is the bass giutar[/quote]

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haha, when I was searching for a pic of Jo Bench, this pic appeared.



http://www.jopotter.com/images/photos/jo_bench_bw.jpg



At first I thought, "wow, Jo suddenly got hot!... :shock: ", then I realised why the pic appeared in the image search :redneck:
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[quote name="Dudley"]because the only instrument women know how to play is the my dick*[/quote]



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Matriarch was an all female death metal band from Puerto Rico. I saw them a few times. they didn't suck.



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also, not exactly death metal but Dark Castle from St Augustine, FL area twp piece with the vocalist and guitarist being a woman.



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[quote name="Pho Queue"]

also, not exactly death metal but Dark Castle from St Augustine, FL area twp piece with the vocalist and guitarist being a woman.

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they have a lame name, but I love their music. really intense.



I guess Serious Beak isn't any better :redneck:
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St Augustine is the oldest city (European) in north America. also the oldest fort and there are many many rumors that the fort and old city are huanted. the band name is in reference to that.
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