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Hard farts

Postby TamPron » 23 Sep 2014, 16:51

I got 'em :homework:
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Re: Hard farts

Postby Nick » 23 Sep 2014, 19:24

Hard to get out or did they go to hard?
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Re: Hard farts

Postby Josh » 23 Sep 2014, 23:24

eat more taco bell that should help
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Re: Hard farts

Postby Nick » 23 Sep 2014, 23:44

Or eat some diarrhea
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Hard farts

Postby Josh » 24 Sep 2014, 00:30

same difference
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Re: Hard farts

Postby Nick » 24 Sep 2014, 01:05

i want some burrito for dinner
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Hard farts

Postby Josh » 24 Sep 2014, 01:08

not taco bell though. Qdoba on the other hand...
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Sep 2014, 01:33

taco bell is not for consumption
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Sep 2014, 06:25

i would say it's less a matter of "did" and more a matter of "can he ever be a day's stagecoach ride away from a toilet"
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Sep 2014, 06:44

this is hard country, we don't have any rich folk paddocks
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Re: Hard farts

Postby User » 24 Sep 2014, 06:55

Ball locks!
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Sep 2014, 06:56

we aint got time for ball locks, every man tends to his own
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Hard farts

Postby User » 24 Sep 2014, 07:06

Bollocks!
 
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Re: Hard farts

Postby shadowalk » 19 Jun 2015, 22:32

:homework:
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 20 Jun 2015, 15:28

got to be careful with them blasts
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Re: Hard farts

Postby shadowalk » 20 Jun 2015, 17:55

there are times that you just cannot stop the jettison of them methane salvos from uranus
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 23 Jun 2015, 17:42

consume water
 
in liquid form
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Hard farts

Postby User » 24 Jun 2015, 08:13

what do you call the shits where you have a rock hard plug holding back the floodgates
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Jun 2015, 08:27

trouble
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Hard farts

Postby User » 24 Jun 2015, 08:59

and then you sit down and the flood is released and afterwards when you look all you can see is soup but you know there is a rock hard plug in there somewhere
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Re: Hard farts

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Jun 2015, 17:44

soupy shits. thick stews
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