washing the dick in the sink
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washing the dick in the sink
after a piss, sometimes is nice
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
I've pissed in the sink at some assholes friends of mine houses and a couple times a shitty restraunts
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
I piss in the sink also at home
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
sink-pissery is only for your opponents' sink
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
i'll piss in the sink sometimes if my lady fellating lover is using the toilet.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
damnit man what did i just say?!
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
it is essential
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washing the dick in the sink
that's grindy grind right there
that's grindy grind right there
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name="only pieces remain"]washing the dick in the sink
that's grindy grind right there[/quote]
that's grindy grind right there[/quote]
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
It used to be a thing to piss in a friends fire place when he left the room
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Another one is wiping your ass with there clothes and/or objects (phones are perfect) when they turn around
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
washing the dick in the sink after a wank is nice
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I've been too drunk to trust myself in safely opening the toilet seat so I pissed in my own sink many times.
I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.
I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name=";,,;"]I've been too drunk to trust myself in safely opening the toilet seat so I pissed in my own sink many times.
I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.[/quote]
You sound like a fellating lover of mine... he once got home, went into his brothers room and pissed all over him whilst he was in bed.
I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.[/quote]
You sound like a fellating lover of mine... he once got home, went into his brothers room and pissed all over him whilst he was in bed.
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Last night my friends iPhone found a compfy spot in my ass cheeks, so did his t shirt.. And his bathroom calendar. And the piss in the corner of his basement was probably me
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[quote name=";,,;"]I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.[/quote]
Are you sure you aren't part cat?
Are you sure you aren't part cat?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
My buddy has a pee tree in his backyard
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
p00 p00 = extra safe bacon depository.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
i'd say that's a pretty safe place to leave some bacon
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Its not pretty safe its extra safe
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[quote name="Nick"]Its not pretty[/quote]
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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That too
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[quote name="LAVAGOD"]Another one is wiping your ass with there clothes and/or objects (phones are perfect) when they turn around [/quote]
I don't see how a phone (or any hard, slick surface) would get your ass clean!
I don't see how a phone (or any hard, slick surface) would get your ass clean!
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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Not exactly to clean your ass but more tondirty up there shit, it goes in between the ass cheeks or a wipe, we're not trying to hurt ourselfs with anal gaping ourselves!
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So much gold in such a short post
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Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.
Need a new signature? Why not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V)
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One day I took the hose and turned it on and farted into it.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Is there really such thing an an extra safe bacon depository/
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[quote name="Hugo"]Is there really such thing an an extra safe bacon depository/ [/quote]
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I can see at least a few open windows. Thus compromising bacon-safety.
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Look man that's what gis said was an extra safe bacon depository. Best to not question it or Google will buy your soul for advertisement space.
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the satellite is hooked up to an elaborate intrusion detection system, all of which are connected to backup power supplies. upon being tripped, it beams a signal into space, which relays it to a submarine ICBM carrier, which launches its full arsenal, obliterating any interloper foolish enough to attempt to abscond with the precious bacon
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What bitches DONT know about is my subterranean love-bunker.
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Is that where you store your smoked sausage?
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;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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when you think about something that nobody would do, AOD makes a fucking thread about it...
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[quote name="HbW"]Is that where you store your smoked sausage?[/quote]
Yes, actually
Yes, actually
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[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum!
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum!
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! [/quote]
Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! [/quote]
Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?
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our lord and master pees on your pets
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[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! [/quote]
Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?
[/quote]
Since he's an American, chances are that he was already circumcised.
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! [/quote]
Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?
[/quote]
Since he's an American, chances are that he was already circumcised.
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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[quote name="Nick"]our lord and master pees on your pets[/quote]
If our lord and master would do that onto my pets I would kill him.
If our lord and master would do that onto my pets I would kill him.
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did i just read that you wanna kill our lord and master? cause im pretty sure i just read that you wanna kill our lord and master.
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If our lord and master would do that to my pets then yes, our lord and master would be six feet under very quickly.
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you've made a very dangerous enemy this day
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:paigetuo: