washing the dick in the sink
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
temperature is key
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
*blames korn*
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! [/quote]
that's pretty hilarious.
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! [/quote]
that's pretty hilarious.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
There was this asshole everyone hated that would come uninvited to parties, despite knowing his notoriety. He'd drink up everyone's liquor and pass out. Dudes would take turns pissing on him and photograph said. One time a shat on his face occurred. After multiple occurrences and high circulation of the photos, he finally got the hint and moved out of state.
<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKyve_IO ... e_IO0nA</a>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name="scarica"]There was this asshole everyone hated that would come uninvited to parties, despite knowing his notoriety. He'd drink up everyone's liquor and pass out. Dudes would take turns pissing on him and photograph said. One time a shat on his face occurred. After multiple occurrences and high circulation of the photos, he finally got the hint and moved out of state.[/quote]
oh man, that's freaking awesome.
i know a few people that could have used treatment like that back in the day.
oh man, that's freaking awesome.
i know a few people that could have used treatment like that back in the day.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
tamtam?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
where is tam tam?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
He ran away with zim
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
well who wouldnt
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
zim zim
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Th'fuck is he?
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
He is hiding in the extra safe bacon depository.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name=";,,;"]Th'fuck is he?[/quote]
He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the basement.
He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the basement.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Pissing in the sink probably is becoming my new vice. I'm seriously worried. :tvrkey:
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Th'fuck is he?[/quote]
He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the anal bead containment facility.[/quote]
That chili cheese fries works so well there.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Pissing in the sink probably is becoming my new vice. I'm seriously worried. :tvrkey:[/quote]
Me too.
[quote name=";,,;"]Th'fuck is he?[/quote]
He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the anal bead containment facility.[/quote]
That chili cheese fries works so well there.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Pissing in the sink probably is becoming my new vice. I'm seriously worried. :tvrkey:[/quote]
Me too.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
You think his sister sold the internet for drugs?
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[quote name="Nick"]You think his sister sold the internet for drugs?[/quote]
I'm would put money on his net absence being due to his family and he being frustrated about it in this period. Or he eloped with his sexy leopard elevator. One of the two.
I'm would put money on his net absence being due to his family and he being frustrated about it in this period. Or he eloped with his sexy leopard elevator. One of the two.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Probably option number one
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
thats too bad if its the first,
but hey afterall with great beard comes great responsibility. hes gotta do what hes gotta do
but hey afterall with great beard comes great responsibility. hes gotta do what hes gotta do
LAVA!!!
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Zim doesn't have a great beard
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
He does have a worthy mustache, but it is not the same.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Regardless he has facial hair! He has a goatee that looks like it was shaved by inanna herself. Facial hair is facial hair. Pulsar knows what I'm talking about. Facial hair is a major commitment!
LAVA!!!
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
:redardless:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
i read that as "retardless"
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
i don't understand why you'd piss in your own sink when sink-pissery is very clearly ONLY FOR YOUR OPPONENT'S SINK
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
even our lord and master's horsecock finds this behavior puzzling
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name="LAVAGOD"]posting on the iphone [/quote]
I post from my sweet fucking Droid quite a bit including this post
I post from my sweet fucking Droid quite a bit including this post
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phone postin' isn't so bad
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Mabb mobile
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile [/quote]
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
</blockquote>
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name="scarica"]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile [/quote][/quote]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile [/quote][/quote]
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="scarica"]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile [/quote][/quote][/quote]
[quote name="scarica"]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile [/quote][/quote][/quote]
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
[quote name=";,,;"][/quote]
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
i wonder if aod actually did this
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Probably still does it
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
He's Italian so the answer is of course.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
aod's poor sink
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Who fucking cares
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
the sink does
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
I've pissed in the sink a few times while talking on the phone in an attempt to keep the other person from hearing what I was doing. In each case I was asked "what's that sound?"