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[quote name="baron von blondle"]Image[/quote]



i normally can't stand cats but these dudes are alright



also, my extravagant american sensibilities mock the smallness of your shower stall!
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I want to have a pet some day. But it's the taking care of the pet and training part that I'm not suitably prepared for.
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You can't cuddle fish
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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]i normally can't stand cats but these dudes are alright



also, my extravagant american sensibilities mock the smallness of your shower stall![/quote]



but Morty duder thats the Kitty shower!
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]



What do they do that's so funny?





Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.
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[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]



What do they do that's so funny?





Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.[/quote]



If you don't have any cats now then get two the same time. It is better for both of them and basically keeping two is as easy as one.
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How long do cats/dogs live on average?
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Cats up to 20 years, Dogs smaller usually live a bit longer, I know few 17 year old who are still in good shape. But average, I would say 12.
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]



What do they do that's so funny?





Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.[/quote]



If you don't have any cats now then get two the same time. It is better for both of them and basically keeping two is as easy as one.[/quote]



yep two is the way forward.

they just have little character quirks that crease me up, the boy talks with you, wakes me up in the morning sometimes licking my ear and pawing at my neck, the sexy leopard elevator get under the duvet and curls up against my stomache, they climb like motherfucking monkeys and backflip like little hairy russian gymnasts.

They both like to play fetch with various toys, and are constantly brining toys to your feet and asking you to play with them...and as you've seen from the pics they lay around in opportune places showing epic belly fluffs.

I could go on for paragraphs...get two now!
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]



What do they do that's so funny?





Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.[/quote]



If you don't have any cats now then get two the same time. It is better for both of them and basically keeping two is as easy as one.[/quote]



yep two is the way forward.

they just have little character quirks that crease me up, the boy talks with you, wakes me up in the morning sometimes licking my ear and pawing at my neck, the sexy leopard elevator get under the duvet and curls up against my stomache, they climb like motherfucking monkeys and backflip like little hairy russian gymnasts.

They both like to play fetch with various toys, and are constantly brining toys to your feet and asking you to play with them...and as you've seen from the pics they lay around in opportune places showing epic belly fluffs.

I could go on for paragraphs...get two now![/quote]



You sleep in the same room with them?!? hmh hmh hmh :tit:
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they basically have free run of the entire house, except the kitchen at night which has proved to be a party location for them in the past :oldryan:
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those cats just look mischievous to me, as if they are plotting on you every second.
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they are very mischevious, i often find food pouches hooked out of the box and attacked in cold blood. and the reason we shut the kitchen at night is cos one night we were woken at 4am with an almighty crash and found Aitor (the boy) covered in the remnants of a beef stew we'd left on the hob, so we were both showering and shampooing an oily, beefy covered mischevious moggy.



socks go missing to be discovered in thier climbing tree thingy, Amaia (the sexy leopard elevator) goes behind the tv and switches it off from the four way plug..then waits a minute and switches it back on..



like i say there's not a day goes by without some sort of cheeky adventure.



here's some more (blurry) pics



i help you wash

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gimme some fucking treats NOW!

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and me!

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I help you cook too

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I think it needs more MEAT

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[quote name="Johnny"]How long do cats/dogs live on average?[/quote]



My Chihuahua just turned 9, last year she had surgery but it pretty much turned her into a puppy again.
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:lol: What?
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Is your doggy preggers, Zim? ...or just fat? :grin:
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[quote name="M.Bison"]Is your doggy preggers, Zim? ...or just fat? :grin:[/quote]



nope, just very fat. :) she was spayed last year during surgery and shes gained a lot of weight since then
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just snapped this one of her

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Here's my new duder. He's an asian water monitor. His name is Dagon Ricardo Montelban O'Flannigan, for obvious reasons.



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Here's his new space, plenty of room to grow, and a picture of dinosaurs for him to look up to. Got it off craigslist for $100.

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awesome, cool looking tank too :xx:
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How big does that "thing" grow? You got Hatchets in the other rooms in case it escapes?
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It's kind of cute.
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reptiles win. HbW, your monitor kicks ass. :greenie:
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:lol:
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brewed words :thingy:
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]How big does that "thing" grow? You got Hatchets in the other rooms in case it escapes?[/quote]



Average size fully grown is a little under 9 feet (2.5 meters) long, but they can get nearly 10 feet (3 meters). Max weight is 90 kg, but usually they'll get about half that. Given that this one eats more than any water monitor that the hard-on bearer at the reptile shop has ever seen (2 small mice and 12 crickets, in one sitting; and he's under 3 months old), there's a really good chance he'll get enormous. The fact that his cage is enormous for him will also help, because they tend to grow to the size of their cage. It does take about 5-10 years to reach full size though.



Check this badass out:

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[quote name="Redd"]It's kind of cute.[/quote]



Yep, he's a cutie pie. :)



When I started doing his voice, it just came out in this deep Spanish accent, which is why his middle name is Ricardo Montelban.



[quote name="Teignub"]reptiles win. HbW, your monitor causes impotence. :greenie:[/quote]



The trick is to not let him climb around down there. :redneck:











What does that word chili cheese fries stand for, though?
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If I were you, I would buy the biggest fucking shotgun they offer in your part of the world and blow the living shit out of that thing before it eats you!
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[quote name="HbW"]What does that word chili cheese fries stand for, though?[/quote]





"K.icks ass."
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]If I were you, I would buy the biggest fucking shotgun they offer in your part of the world and blow the living shit out of that thing before it eats you![/quote]



Water monitors aren't particularly aggressive, and aren't known for biting anyone. Plus I've got a machete in the room for just such an occasion. :redneck:
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Once, in some Physiology lab, I had to crack open the chest of a frog and attach electrodes to it's heart, and then do EXPERIMENTS and stuff.



It was kind of cool actually.



Putting aside how mean it was.
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Fuck frogs. I'll feed them to Dagon when he gets big enough.
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hbw, has your monitor grown any?



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He grew a few inches. Very sad though, he was crushed and killed by an improperly set up branch in his habitat that fell on him. :tear:
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:tear: :tear: :tear:
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[quote name="Teignub"]:tear: :tear: :tear:[/quote]
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aww man, very sorry to hear that. :tear: :tear: :tear:
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Shite :tear: :tear: :tear:
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My roommate and I had a midnight burial requiem darkness ceremony for him, and buried him out by a river in the moonlight. :grim: :grim: :grim: :grim: :grim:
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i read this thread slowly from start to finish. it was kind of funny. anywhoo? it sounds crazy to me to buy a 9 foot long lizard. what the hell?
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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:necro: :frown:
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animal mortality is no source of mirth sir.
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:doubleoldmeow:



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Damn they have good balance as they both fir on that!
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Fuck, those cats are legendary :thingy:



I smoked weed last night and thought my cat looked a bit like Michel Cera. :redneck:



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This is Morbid although nowadays we call her Morbie. She has been very sick as a kitten hence why she is so small. She'll be 16 in april which I hope she will make. Last week we found out she suffers from kidney failure... I hope the new diet and medication will keep her around a while longer. But she's not well :frown:

I've seen her birth and she's been around me ever since.

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I hope Morbie pulls through uni, she looks like a great fellating lover.
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cute kitty
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