Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

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Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars

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2.5 fucking billion dollars for what is basically a virtual lego game. i know most of you don't care but that's fucking crazy to me. kudos to the developers for selling it, who the in their right mind would turn down 2.5 billion.
 
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/09/15/mojang-confirm-sale-to-microsoft-for-2-5-billion-notch-and-other-founders-to-leave/
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That's fucking nuts
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what is minecraft, i am not familiar with it
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is it like a sports team  or something
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i'm pretty sure it's not a blog
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so is it like a football team or something
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One of the (but definitely not the) best and most entertaining 'sandboxes' out there.
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That price tag is insane, though. I didn't think Notch would ever sell, but then again I didn't think anyone would try to buy it for that much. Fucking hell. That is serious fuck you money.
 
Time to back up my current installation and get the user-created offline launcher to avoid whatever zany ways MS fucks it up from here on out.
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Who the fuck turns down 2.5 billion dollars?
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so are they like the mississippi blogspots or something
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Yes
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No one. 
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so how are they doing this season
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They're 5-3 but looking promising
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minec raft
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Mink raft
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that's a squirmy raft
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And fuzzy
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less so when wet
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Wet fuzzy isn't a good fuzzy
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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear :idea:
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or was he sasquatch
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no that was harry
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*motherfucking samsquanch
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I sawr it!
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what is minecraft, i am not familiar with it
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I dunno, but it sounds German.
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needs more k
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meinekraft
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i bet winekraft is the name of a terrible bavarian vineyard
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You might be right.
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i might be right, but im definitely wrong
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I cannot confirm this.
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