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Shitsandwich rank in order that you would least likely to most likely date and explain your reasons. 
 
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I'm too black
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too old, too cold :grimjudge:
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this is how you're spending your last days in the us
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I drank a lot last night and went out. Today I am going to a Thai festival.
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[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
I drank a lot last night and went out. Today I am going to a Thai festival.
[/quote]
Have fun at the Thai festival!
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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Angela :gaylol:
Humor ist nichts nichts Normales, also niemand der normal ist, braucht Humor...Humor braucht man nur, um von sowas tief in einem drin abzulenken, so dieses Gefühl von Unausgeglichenheit, diese nagende, kratzende Leere, die man so in sich spürt.
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<div> </div>
How is it that I am not on that list ?
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom<br />
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
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because snowmobile, obviously
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<div> </div>
I should have a chance at dat ass :taint:
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Replace señor alberto with Angela, and we'll be golden. I, obviously have no chance
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Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
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Motherfucking :taint:
 
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Well goddamn
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:fuckoff:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs"]
Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
[/quote]
 

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[quote="Uni"]
 
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs" data-cid="545831" data-time="1432599327">
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Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
[/quote]
 
:pepper: :ba: :greenie: :ryan: :rocker: :satba:
If you are ever on this side of the pond i'll gladly show you around Dutchy land..
 
</div>
</blockquote>
"Dutchy land"
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Im just waiting for someone to post the "List of people Shitty would not date" thread.
Humor ist nichts nichts Normales, also niemand der normal ist, braucht Humor...Humor braucht man nur, um von sowas tief in einem drin abzulenken, so dieses Gefühl von Unausgeglichenheit, diese nagende, kratzende Leere, die man so in sich spürt.
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:gaylol:
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well, he is hairy and seems to enjoy wrestling :gaylol:
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That is some high class mullet action
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i would probably bang the chick on the left
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jesus h christ ryan
 
even i wouldnt touch that with a 20 foot pole :oldryan:
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what about a blow jay?
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I would not touch those things. 
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[quote="rhino"]
i would probably bang the chick on the left
[/quote]
 
:lol:
 
all those times i said rhino said the most rhino thing of all time, they are all now obsolete
 
this right here is the most rhino of all responses
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If you were not married pants, I'd date you Dutnis. 
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:fagstories:
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[quote="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs"]
If you were not married pants, I'd date you Dutnis. 
[/quote]
 
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/ ... 6pbt5m.png
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that's the most homosexual thing i have ever seen. kills everyone then kills self
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you haven't seen pictures of gay people then
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[quote="sassapants"]
 
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rhino" data-cid="545973" data-time="1432686037">
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i would probably bang the chick on the left
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:lol:
 
all those times i said rhino said the most rhino thing of all time, they are all now obsolete
 
this right here is the most rhino of all responses
 
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</blockquote>
i was like, 75% joking
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that means you were 25% joking
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I like gay people. they are fun.. unless it is a really butch lesbian that wants to beat your ass for all your beer.
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What's wrong with the people I've listed Shit sandwich?
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I shouldn't be included.
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Why
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Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 
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[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
Why
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[quote="User"]
Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 
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[quote="User"]
Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 
:krinor:
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you'll never get laid you mean
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:lol: 
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Also 
 
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Haha
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Why aren't you jorsh anymore? I don't like this. 
 
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