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electrifying friday evening here y'all
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resumes are terrible and no one should ever have to write one
this was the conclusion I reached when I re-wrote my resume before getting a new job last month
this was the conclusion I reached when I re-wrote my resume before getting a new job last month
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period
Work in this period
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maybe you will catch a robber!
and get a reward
and get a reward
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Re: re-writing my resume in this period
I do not look forward to updating mine, it's been over 3 years.
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how many robbers have you caught in that time
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i think you mean cv
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this is completely correct, and it's the number one reason i haven't already landed a better jobhorse dealies wrote:resumes are terrible and no one should ever have to write one
this was the conclusion I reached when I re-wrote my resume before getting a new job last month
every time an opportunity comes up i start this process and then immediately sard the shit out of it and concede 'eh, my job's good enough i guess'
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i got to look at a bunch of resumes recently at work, good lord some of them were terrible
one woman put "homemaker - house wife" at the top of her experience, this woman had a computer science degree
one woman put "homemaker - house wife" at the top of her experience, this woman had a computer science degree
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was she indian by chance
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she wasn't but we did get a ton of resumes from indians, a lot of them weren't even in the same stateHitoshura wrote:was she indian by chance
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from my vantage, indian tech workers seem to be uniquely enthused about constantly moving absolutely anywhere for a new job, and i do see quite a few of them popping up in kentucky over the last year or so.
i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live
i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live
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that sounds weird, what's going on there? are they constantly couch surfing?Hitoshura wrote:i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live
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took me almost 3 weeks but i finally finished a draft of this stupid bullshit document
gonna send it off to ein fellating lover for advice on what stupid bullshit i need to bloat it with to get in with some hiring manager or another
gonna send it off to ein fellating lover for advice on what stupid bullshit i need to bloat it with to get in with some hiring manager or another
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Hitoshura wrote:from my vantage, indian tech workers seem to be uniquely enthused about constantly moving absolutely anywhere for a new job, and i do see quite a few of them popping up in kentucky over the last year or so.
i've had more applicants than i can count that i've had to refuse accounts to because their documents show three different addresses in the space of 60 days, none of which are the one where they currently claim to live
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that is only a very slight exaggeration of the woeful english skills of the average h1b programmer
the mustache is quite typical, however
the mustache is quite typical, however
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you should inlcude the fact that you know jorsh via the internet (and explain how good his sleeves are)
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a 15-year posting career in one forum would surely demonstrate professional loyalty, as well as quality content
i shall include it
i shall include it
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You should probably have luke as your employer
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i really want this to happen now
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bard enterprises, a limited liability corporation
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more write-offs
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i will give a stellar reference
"sards with the best of them, when he cabby arsed, employee of the month december 2005, warned me about road food"
"sards with the best of them, when he cabby arsed, employee of the month december 2005, warned me about road food"
more metal
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the warning should've been implied by the establishment itself, i was shocked i needed to intervene with an actual opinion
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did you stop at dimpus burger