hey zim and stormy; or, here is a stupid browser probem i am having

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hey zim and stormy; or, here is a stupid browser probem i am having

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when i am typing in an open field–like the message box for this post, for example–i often use the up arrow key to navigate within that field, in order to insert / change something, because it is quicker than clicking

however, due to what must be a stupid and unforeseen and thus plague-ridden firefox update of some kind, now, when i hit the up arrow key, the cursor skips out of the text box entirely and bounces all the way up to the url box

meaning that when i hit the up arrow and begin typing something i want to appear earlier in the message, whatever i type appears in the url gay man's telescope, and my browsing history drops down based on the letters i typed, and it is all very terrible, and the room fills with obscenities

i refuse to change my typing habits simply because of some stupid unforeseen browser update

if you help me undo this black magic i will fill your home with a thousand pizzas and / or heady toppers where appropriate

please and thank you
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also the pizza and / or heady topper offer applies to people other than zim and stormy, assuming that you know how to fix this terrible awful problem of mine
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Give up the internet
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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would that i could
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Image

:idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Image

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that's the stuff
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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too deconstructed

needs more constructed
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oooh yellow paper like that is fancy
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jaundice paper, they call it
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john dissed a jaundiced person called john
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hmm i am unable to replicate this and mine just updated :huh:

normally you need to shift+tab to jump between different elements within a tab (which eventually cycles to the search and URL bar once you reach the top of the page)

if you go into tools > options > general, scroll toward the bottom and there's a setting for 'always use the cursor keys to navigate within pages'

does checking or unchecking that do anything :huh:
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It turns his computer/mouse/keyboard into pen and paper :shock:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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sounds like sticky keys. you need to run your keyboard through the dishwasher.
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Hitoshura wrote:hmm i am unable to replicate this and mine just updated :huh:

normally you need to shift+tab to jump between different elements within a tab (which eventually cycles to the search and URL bar once you reach the top of the page)

if you go into tools > options > general, scroll toward the bottom and there's a setting for 'always use the cursor keys to navigate within pages'

does checking or unchecking that do anything :huh:
it works again :gay:

although i do not have tools > options > general, but i looked up the handy dandy "always use" phrase and found out about glorious F7 :shbp:

the heady is stormy's :beer:
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:thingy:
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Someone steal Dusty's F7 key!
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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yo i don't give a FUCK
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but seriously, sorry i couldn't help.. did you try restarting first :redneck:
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zim wrote:yo i don't give a FUCK
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Hitoshura wrote::thingy:
problem update: it stopped doing this in wordpress but still does it on mabb

i therefore blame luke
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zim wrote:but seriously, sorry i couldn't help.. did you try restarting first :redneck:
i did

thanks for nothing ZIM :necro: were you taking your december staycation a week early or something
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Nick wrote:
zim wrote:yo i don't give a FUCK
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one of my all-time favorite deliveries of that line, as well
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Seeing the pizza thing after the thread I just wrote is quite odd.

Also, I have no advice at all.
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you tried to use a pizza as a speaker?
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Verbal wrote:john dissed a jaundiced person called john
He was a hepcat, see, suffering from Hep C.
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horse dealies wrote:you tried to use a pizza as a speaker?
sounds a little saucy
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you could play your spaghetti guitar through it
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i wonder if this is related to olden's speaker issue :bulb:
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jackie sharp?
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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the problem vanished mysteriously

which means it may return just as mysteriously

:plop:
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Better hire ice to track it down
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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stack the chafing dishes by the mailbox :idea:
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