Bachelor party ideas

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vO)))id
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Bachelor party ideas

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So my fellating lover is marrying Dec 1 and I'm thinking about throwing him such a party but have never been to one or organised one before.

I know the usual stripclub stuff but that's not gonna work for this hard-on bearer. We need to come up with some clever stuff. We used to play a lot of video games together, go out hiking, boardgames, etc.
I was thinking about a day of airsoft in the Belgian woods or go carting.

Ideas are welcome. :santa:
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Olden Polynice
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How many people are we talking?
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happiness and harmony
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book a nice hotel suite, order up a stripper, and then lead him to believe that a member of your party accidentally killed her

then convince him you have to drive her down to the heuvelland and bury her

and see how long before he cracks
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$500 worth of assorted drugs per person
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Re: Bachelor party ideas

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McDonalds buttermilk chicken tenders
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Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Gotta eat something before you do all those drugs
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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nick you missed an opportunity here
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Verbal wrote:nick you missed an opportunity here
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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horse dealies wrote:book a nice hotel suite, order up a stripper, and then lead him to believe that a member of your party accidentally killed her

then convince him you have to drive her down to the heuvelland and bury her

and see how long before he cracks
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:idea:
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