been a papa for a little over a year now

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been a papa for a little over a year now

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i recommend this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIIEyx16x8M
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horse dealies wrote:i recommend this
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I will not heed this advice.
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but who will carry on your squatting legacy when you are gone

who will hoist you upon the funeral pyre
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I bet you will.
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never for me

You do you though, braham
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iamgoat wrote:I bet you will.
Who?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i wonder if i am getting too old to become a popa :oldryan:
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i reckon this aint gonna happen for ol' stormicus
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Not much happens when you don't leave your house
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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This requires a lot more bling and patience than I'm willing to put out so yeah...nope.
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Does he still play with buckets on the floor?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FKYsUEuvIo
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TamPron wrote:Does he still play with buckets on the floor?
yes but they are different buckets, we got rid of the other ones because they became pool toys and then sat out for weeks and got nasty :ickface:
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Are buckets his favorite?
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Put the bucket on his head and buy him a play guitar!
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I really dislike kids :oldryan:
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:frown:
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jorsh wrote:Put the bucket on his head and buy him a play guitar!
birthday in less than two months :bulb:
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TamPron wrote:Are buckets his favorite?
no books are his current favorite, followed by wind-up race cars, followed by any large box or boxy object that he can push back and forth
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when I was younger I thought I'd be a father one day

now i have no desire for such
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wait awhile
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zim wrote:when I was younger I thought I'd be a father one day

now i have no desire for such
this is basically every adult who doesn't want kids today
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the mabb sperm shall not swim with purpose :alone:
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