PLEASE KILL ME

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PLEASE KILL ME

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currently dreading company wide meeting with a bunch of marketing people in about 20 minutes

please kill me
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You can always throw yourself down some steps
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i would but there's a chance i might not die
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The roof? Run in traffic?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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When the meeting starts, stand up, pull down your pants, and start doing the peniscopter
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Just let other people do the talking as much as possible and try to look attentive. Also make sure you have a lot of games on your phone as you'll need those once you've all settled in your chairs.
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Are you worried you're going to get fired or something?
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poor dead zim
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I guess zim went to the meeting and died of boredom :homework:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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boredoom :grim:
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"Bored to Death" would be a fitting title for any new CC album
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Just go to Baltimore.
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i actually got to bail on the meeting :gay:
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Bomb threat?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Sudden penile explosion
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poor, poor dead zim
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super Jesus people
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Don't die zimberly :tear:
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at least now we know how it will happen
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Atomic wedgie
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Good job zim
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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if only
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