Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

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Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

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Irritation is compounded when you sneeze 3 times and they say bless you 3 times.
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Just say no thanks
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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save yourself time and energy by giving a shit about fewer dumb things
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You must not work in an office with people right next to you.
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morbid board eli wrote:save yourself time and energy by giving a shit about fewer dumb things
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Nick wrote:Just say no thanks
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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this doesn't bother me but i mostly cannot be bothered to participate in the whole absurd ritual

i just say thanks when people bless my sneezes and am rude and don't reciprocate when people around me sneeze
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i still say bless you because it has been the way since childhood

and the spirit with which it is intended is a positive one

and so those are my broader thoughts on the subject
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Sending thoughts and prayers.
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Hitoshura wrote:this doesn't bother me but i mostly cannot be bothered to participate in the whole absurd ritual

i just say thanks when people bless my sneezes and am rude and don't reciprocate when people around me sneeze
Ha ha I am just like that. Except for the part that I don't say thanks when people bless my sneezes either huh huh huh.
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morbid board eli wrote:i still say bless you because it has been the way since childhood

and the spirit with which it is intended is a positive one

and so those are my broader thoughts on the subject
Bastard. You're part of the problem.
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It's mostly old ladies who say bless you
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tell them to go fuck themselves next time

sneeze
"bless you"
"go fuck yourself"

done
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most of my blessings occur at work where it is generally frowned upon to tell people to fuck themselves :eyes:
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Say it in Klingon.
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Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Just say no thanks
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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They think demons are trying to enter your body when you sneeze. Hence the bless you. I cant be arsed to say bless you when someone sneezes.
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Demons are preferable.
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Image
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I could go for some rice.
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User wrote:Image
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