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should be good
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Shower beer :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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surprisingly never done this
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Jamming a shower beer after doing yard work is mandatory
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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how has a floridian never done this :dizzy:
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Why don't you just wait 10 mins til your out of the shower :huh:
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jorsh wrote:Why don't you just wait 10 mins til your out of the shower :huh:
I do. Can't have a shower beer and not have an after shower beer!

But after being out in the heat and humidity getting shit done a cold beer in the shower is a wonderful treat
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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jorsh wrote:Why don't you just wait 10 mins til your out of the shower :huh:

who is this bizarro huckleberry and what has he done with my jorsh
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I had a shower beer once, wasn't a fan. It's a distraction from the actual showering, and trying to keep water out of it is annoying.
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There's a towel rack in my shower. Perfect spot for out of the way beer placement :gay:
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Beer while soaking in the bathtub is a better idea
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shower beer is a noble endeavor
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The Ultimate wrote:Beer while soaking in the bathtub is a better idea
maybe if i were shorter
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Or if the bathtub were longer
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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or both!
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Karl Lagerfilled :idea:
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Shower toke :idea:
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There are ways to avoid that. :idea:
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beer in the shower, beer in my trachea
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Just got done cutting the grass

Time to jam it the shower beer

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Southside IPA from denizens for some shower beer action today :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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:xx:
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shower in that beer
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i ain't showerbeered in some time
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I drank a whole 12 pack today while cleaning the house (wanted to do yardwork but it rained all day so...).

anyways, by the time I got around to taking a shower - I was out of beer :shakefist:
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Buy a 13 pack next time
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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I want a shower bk hot dog
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Nick wrote:Buy a 13 pack next time
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
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There's a towel rack in my shower. Perfect spot for out of the way beer placement :gay:
the rack :xx:

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got to get that good shower beer placement
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But what about a beer shower?
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i could really use a shower beer

or an alcohol hot tub
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rhino wrote:
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I want a shower bk hot dog
God damn it ryan :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i like me a shower on a hot day with an ice cold beer, hell yeah
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God damn right!

It might be my favorite part of summer :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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