Handshakes after pooping

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Ninny
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Handshakes after pooping

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Had a poop and shortly afterwards introduced myself to a new colleague. Seemed the polite thing to do though my hands were still wet. What to do in such a situation :huh:
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Male or female?
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Female :oops:
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Ah.

Erm, best not tell any sexin' jokes. At least not yet.
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If you say it's not piss they'll assume it's piss
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

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as long as you didn't wipe your ass with your hand
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Wash em hands son!
If your hands are still a little wet then at least people know you’ve washed them.

No worries Ninny. You can safely fuck her :idea:
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I gave her a lift on my bicycle today. After initial doubts I can now say I would gladly fuck her :idea:
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Get in there.
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did you wash the handlebars
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