Well that escalated quickly.
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Well that escalated quickly.
Anal Cunt Guitarist jorsh Martin Dies In Escalator Accident
May 29th, 2018
Anal Cunt, etc. guitarist jorsh Martin died yesterday, May 29th, due to injuries sustained while falling off an escalator in the Providence Place Mall in Providence, RI at around 10:45pm. Martin, who was 45-years-old, suffered severe head trauma in the fall. WPRI report that witnesses had described Martin as “clowning around” and “riding the rail of the escalator” when he fell off backwards and struck his head on a table on the way down, landing in the food court.
Though the identity of the deceased was not immediately revealed, Vanyaland have since confirmed that it was indeed Martin who passed in the accident. Anal Cunt called it quits back in 2011 when their frontman Seth Putnam passed away. Late last year Martin was in the news again after his heckling of Kiss‘ Gene Simmons at a Providence, RI show led Simmons to leave the stage to confront him.
May 29th, 2018
Anal Cunt, etc. guitarist jorsh Martin died yesterday, May 29th, due to injuries sustained while falling off an escalator in the Providence Place Mall in Providence, RI at around 10:45pm. Martin, who was 45-years-old, suffered severe head trauma in the fall. WPRI report that witnesses had described Martin as “clowning around” and “riding the rail of the escalator” when he fell off backwards and struck his head on a table on the way down, landing in the food court.
Though the identity of the deceased was not immediately revealed, Vanyaland have since confirmed that it was indeed Martin who passed in the accident. Anal Cunt called it quits back in 2011 when their frontman Seth Putnam passed away. Late last year Martin was in the news again after his heckling of Kiss‘ Gene Simmons at a Providence, RI show led Simmons to leave the stage to confront him.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
I gotta hand it to him.
If he'd landed it.
Sad news.
If he'd landed it.
Sad news.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
what a strange way to go
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
Ninny wrote:From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick
well, he was in anal cunt, so yeah
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
My first thought was I wonder if anal cunt have a song about escalators or falling being gay.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
i've seen this floating around.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
i am impressed that lummo knows about the size of providence place
escalators are gay
escalators are gay
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
took me a minute or so after reading the opening post to get the thread title
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly.
this is greatmorbid board eli wrote:Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.