Well that escalated quickly.

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Well that escalated quickly.

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Anal Cunt Guitarist jorsh Martin Dies In Escalator Accident
May 29th, 2018

Anal Cunt, etc. guitarist jorsh Martin died yesterday, May 29th, due to injuries sustained while falling off an escalator in the Providence Place Mall in Providence, RI at around 10:45pm. Martin, who was 45-years-old, suffered severe head trauma in the fall. WPRI report that witnesses had described Martin as “clowning around” and “riding the rail of the escalator” when he fell off backwards and struck his head on a table on the way down, landing in the food court.

Though the identity of the deceased was not immediately revealed, Vanyaland have since confirmed that it was indeed Martin who passed in the accident. Anal Cunt called it quits back in 2011 when their frontman Seth Putnam passed away. Late last year Martin was in the news again after his heckling of Kiss‘ Gene Simmons at a Providence, RI show led Simmons to leave the stage to confront him.
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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I gotta hand it to him.

If he'd landed it.

Sad news.
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what a strange way to go
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From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick
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:redneck:
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Ninny wrote:From this piece this hard-on bearer sounds like a prick

well, he was in anal cunt, so yeah
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My first thought was I wonder if anal cunt have a song about escalators or falling being gay.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Image

i've seen this floating around.
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
Verbal wrote:
06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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i dig that ending

well done son
more metal
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i am impressed that lummo knows about the size of providence place

escalators are gay
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took me a minute or so after reading the opening post to get the thread title
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
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super Jesus people
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morbid board eli wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth
I just died the dumbest death on earth

I hangs around in big malls
I goof off on escalators
My former band is A.C.
I'm on the coroner's slab.
:redneck:
:gaylol: this is great
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