i wish i had a dishwasher
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
i have never used a dishwasher in my life
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
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Not having a garbage disposal is a big pain in the dick
Not having a garbage disposal is a big pain in the dick
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
I've gone without due to having one break but I've never not have one.
washing everything by hand
washing everything by hand
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
dishwashers
I'd rather stick a hot poker up my cockhole than do the dishes
I'd rather stick a hot poker up my cockhole than do the dishes
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander
while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly
you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible
you can drink beer while doing it
washing dishes
while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly
you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible
you can drink beer while doing it
washing dishes
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like fuck its relaxing. putting my hands in the dirty water makes me itch uncontrollably and want to murder people in the facemorbid board eli wrote:doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander
while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly
you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible
you can drink beer while doing it
washing dishes
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
you fill the sink up with water that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
fuckin same
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
i have a dishwasher again for the first time in eight years a fellating lover recently sold me his portable at a crazy steal of a price
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
Used to*morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
Washing dishes by hand is a pain in the dick when you're the only one who does it.
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It's a pain in the dick even with a staff of oompa loompas to help
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
my brother in law volunteers to do the dishes not only for the reasons above, but also because the alternative is getting the kids ready for bed.morbid board eli wrote:doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander
while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly
you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible
you can drink beer while doing it
washing dishes
so for him, doing the dishes is
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Getting my kids to bed is way easier
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right, but your association with hand washing is poor because of poor techniquejorsh wrote:Used to*morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher
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i just buy new dishes when the old ones get dirty
side note: i said that to my mom once as a joke and later my sister told me my mom was actually worried i was going to do that
side note: i said that to my mom once as a joke and later my sister told me my mom was actually worried i was going to do that
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regardless, you still have to get pruney fingers and scrub dirty food, no thanks?morbid board eli wrote:right, but your association with hand washing is poor because of poor techniquejorsh wrote:Used to*morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher
no thanks!
you enjoy though, weirdo
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Feel free to do my dishes too
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
jorsh wrote:regardless, you still have to get pruney fingers and scrub dirty food, no thanks?morbid board eli wrote:right, but your association with hand washing is poor because of poor techniquejorsh wrote:Used to*morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher
no thanks!
you enjoy though, weirdo
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
Not sure where I saw this (or why I was watching it) but I remember hearing that the dishwasher was initially very unpopular and considered difficult to advertise because mothers washing dishes with their children was generally thought of as a relaxing and fun chore because of the warm water, soap bubbles, etc. Obviously those were different times considering that these days step-sibling porn is slowly taking over the internet.morbid board eli wrote:doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander
while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly
you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible
you can drink beer while doing it
washing dishes
For me I haven't had a dishwasher in 5+ years and don't really mind. I use very few dishes in general and usually just complete a lot of it while waiting for something I'm cooking to finish in the oven or on the stove.
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
dusto, post a video of you washing the dishes
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
Doing the dishes is a piece of piss. Just use 1 plate, 1 fork and 1 pint glass. Less to do.
Running the water is the best way, except when the gas goes out.
Running the water is the best way, except when the gas goes out.
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idk why but this made me laugh out loudVerbal wrote:dusto, post a video of you washing the dishes
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Jeep Swenson_hero wrote:Doing the dishes is a piece of piss. Just use 1 plate, 1 fork and 1 pint glass. Less to do.
Running the water is the best way, except when the gas goes out.
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
what does gas going out have to do with water?
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duuuuuuurrrrrrr gleeso
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Not if you have an electric water heaterSkinfection wrote:Need gas for hot water
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were all grown up now
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Intriguing.Nick wrote:Not if you have an electric water heaterSkinfection wrote:Need gas for hot water
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It is till the bill comes
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Re: i wish i had a dishwasher
zim wrote:Jeep Swenson_hero wrote:Doing the dishes is a piece of piss. Just use 1 plate, 1 fork and 1 pint glass. Less to do.
Running the water is the best way, except when the gas goes out.
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I was convinced I was going to see a picture of a Mexican hard-on bearer with a hair net spraying a plate when I first opened this thread.Skinfection wrote:I'm actually surprised this thread has made it this far without a wife reference