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i wish i had a dishwasher

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i have never used a dishwasher in my life :santa:
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:krinor::::::::::::::::

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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I've gone without due to having one break but I've never not have one.

washing everything by hand :oldryan:
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washing everything by hand is leagues better than using a dishwasher
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dishwashers :xx:

I'd rather stick a hot poker up my cockhole than do the dishes
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doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander

while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly

you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible

you can drink beer while doing it

washing dishes :idea:
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No
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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morbid board eli wrote:doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander

while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly

you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible

you can drink beer while doing it

washing dishes :idea:
like fuck its relaxing. putting my hands in the dirty water makes me itch uncontrollably and want to murder people in the face
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you fill the sink up with water :gaylol: that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
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fuckin same
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i have a dishwasher again for the first time in eight years :greenie: a fellating lover recently sold me his portable at a crazy steal of a price
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morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water :gaylol: that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Used to*

Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher :xx:
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Washing dishes by hand is a pain in the dick when you're the only one who does it.
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It's a pain in the dick even with a staff of oompa loompas to help
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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morbid board eli wrote:doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander

while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly

you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible

you can drink beer while doing it

washing dishes :idea:
my brother in law volunteers to do the dishes not only for the reasons above, but also because the alternative is getting the kids ready for bed.
so for him, doing the dishes is :xx:
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Getting my kids to bed is way easier
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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neither one of those things is difficult
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jorsh wrote:
morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water :gaylol: that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Used to*

Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher :xx:
right, but your association with hand washing is poor because of poor technique
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i just buy new dishes when the old ones get dirty

side note: i said that to my mom once as a joke and later my sister told me my mom was actually worried i was going to do that :redneck:
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morbid board eli wrote:
jorsh wrote:
morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water :gaylol: that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Used to*

Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher :xx:
right, but your association with hand washing is poor because of poor technique
regardless, you still have to get pruney fingers and scrub dirty food, no thanks?

no thanks!

you enjoy though, weirdo :santa:
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Feel free to do my dishes too
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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jorsh wrote:
morbid board eli wrote:
jorsh wrote:
morbid board eli wrote:you fill the sink up with water :gaylol: that, my fellating lover, is a rookie mistake
Used to*

Fortunately I haven't had to do that for the last 15 years because every apartment I've lived in has a dishwasher :xx:
right, but your association with hand washing is poor because of poor technique
regardless, you still have to get pruney fingers and scrub dirty food, no thanks?

no thanks!

you enjoy though, weirdo :santa:
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morbid board eli wrote:doing the dishes by hand is relaxing, it is an extended period of free time during which the mind can wander

while doing the dishes no one gets to bother you for anything else, because you are doing an important chore without which the house cannot function properly

you get complete control of the musical selections, since it is important that the dishwasher be maximally happy, that the dishes may be cleaned as thoroughly and efficiently as possible

you can drink beer while doing it

washing dishes :idea:
Not sure where I saw this (or why I was watching it) but I remember hearing that the dishwasher was initially very unpopular and considered difficult to advertise because mothers washing dishes with their children was generally thought of as a relaxing and fun chore because of the warm water, soap bubbles, etc. Obviously those were different times considering that these days step-sibling porn is slowly taking over the internet.

For me I haven't had a dishwasher in 5+ years and don't really mind. I use very few dishes in general and usually just complete a lot of it while waiting for something I'm cooking to finish in the oven or on the stove.
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paste human is my kind of human :idea:
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dusto, post a video of you washing the dishes
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Doing the dishes is a piece of piss. Just use 1 plate, 1 fork and 1 pint glass. Less to do.

Running the water is the best way, except when the gas goes out.
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Verbal wrote:dusto, post a video of you washing the dishes
idk why but this made me laugh out loud
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Jeep Swenson_hero wrote:Doing the dishes is a piece of piss. Just use 1 plate, 1 fork and 1 pint glass. Less to do.

Running the water is the best way, except when the gas goes out.
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what does gas going out have to do with water?
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duuuuuuurrrrrrr gleeso
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Skinfection wrote:Need gas for hot water
Not if you have an electric water heater
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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this might be true
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were all grown up now
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Nick wrote:
Skinfection wrote:Need gas for hot water
Not if you have an electric water heater
Intriguing.
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It is till the bill comes
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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zim wrote:
Jeep Swenson_hero wrote:Doing the dishes is a piece of piss. Just use 1 plate, 1 fork and 1 pint glass. Less to do.

Running the water is the best way, except when the gas goes out.
:santa:
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Skinfection wrote:I'm actually surprised this thread has made it this far without a wife reference
I was convinced I was going to see a picture of a Mexican hard-on bearer with a hair net spraying a plate when I first opened this thread. :tvrky:
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