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terrible jokes / puns

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I'll start:

It's a little known fact, but Norway does not put names on their ships.

While they do use a standardized number scheme - those numbers are instead accompanied by a barcode.

This is so when their ships get into port, Norway can Scandinavian. :rshot:
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I always hate when someone throws in a "that's what she said" during a conversation

You feel like you have to laugh but I'm just thinking hurdedurdur
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Samuel L. Cool J.
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rhino wrote:I always hate when someone throws in a "that's what she said" during a conversation
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this thread didnt take off
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thats what she said
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My boss: “I’ll see you in my office.”

Me: *holding back laughter whilst wearing my camouflage suit* you can try :suss:
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you got her
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hah
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I'll start:

It's a little known fact, but Norway does not put names on their ships.

While they do use a standardized number scheme - those numbers are instead accompanied by a barcode.

This is so when their ships get into port, Norway can Scandinavian. :rshot:
you pull a muscle reaching for that
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