coronavirus in this region

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 20 May 2020, 22:28

Paste Human wrote:Here's an odd development from all this:

Because I'm on furlough and had no life to begin with I've been going on 5-7 mile walks every day. Part of those walks have been down a wooded path that runs along a huge cemetery (Lakewood). On the way home I noticed part of the fence had been tampered with and I could actually get through it (usually the front gates are the only way to get in or out). So like an idiot I crawled through and immediately got lost. Then for the first time in years I had a really bad attack of the scoville units attack while aimlessly walking on top of dead people while desperately trying to get home...

Next time take your sidekick farm dog

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 21 May 2020, 02:44

South Korean football players now have the support of sex dolls

User · Post by **User** » 21 May 2020, 06:32

i prefer the term inanimate conjugal relations potential life partner

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 21 May 2020, 18:02

User · Post by **User** » 21 May 2020, 18:09

better news coming out of US last few days, nation as a whole looks to be on the decline ... of this outbreak

well done bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea! congratulations, you hero!

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 24 May 2020, 07:29

From shitty shitty ocean city today. Things are about to get real super fucked up my dudes.

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/05/ ... ssion=true

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 24 May 2020, 07:44

yeah, i have a feeling mid-june is going to look a lot like mid-april

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 24 May 2020, 07:45

People are gonna lose their fucking minds when things get shutdown again

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 24 May 2020, 08:17

Well they deserve it but I'm sure most people they come into contact with don't

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 24 May 2020, 08:42

Mabb doomsday bunker is needed

User · Post by **User** » 24 May 2020, 15:43

all the right wing populist countries are the most fucked right now

zim · Post by **zim** » 24 May 2020, 16:10

Nick wrote:People are gonna lose their fucking minds when things get shutdown again

i was thinking about this the other day. people are losing their minds over wearing masks, how can we expect anyone to comply with a second shut down. i kind of don't think society will accept going back to what we've just been through. even if the numbers spike i don't see people giving any more of a shit than they did before. oh, 200,000 people have died now? don't give a fuck, i'm going to sit in starbucks fuck you.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 24 May 2020, 19:58

Skinfection wrote:There's going to be a Megachurch open out here tomorrow. Masks aren't mandatory and they're being super vague about any precautions they may be taking. They're all getting the rona.

107 infected during a german church gathering

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 24 May 2020, 20:37

zim wrote:
Nick wrote:People are gonna lose their fucking minds when things get shutdown again
i was thinking about this the other day. people are losing their minds over wearing masks, how can we expect anyone to comply with a second shut down. i kind of don't think society will accept going back to what we've just been through. even if the numbers spike i don't see people giving any more of a shit than they did before. oh, 200,000 people have died now? don't give a fuck, i'm going to sit in starbucks fuck you.

And this is how martial law happens

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 31 May 2020, 18:23

https://youtu.be/rRA1LTsyZqA

KID ROCK AND BUDWEISER FUCK YEAH

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 31 May 2020, 19:18

Anyone with a shred of common sense knew a big ass crowd like that wasn't going to end well

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 01 Jun 2020, 05:56

Hardly any coronavirus in this region. The cinemas are opening up again, that's something I missed

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 01 Jun 2020, 09:15

back to the office tomorrow for 2 weeks, then 4 weeks of WFH

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 23 Jun 2020, 19:35

what a difference a year makes. luke and i were wandering the streets of london hopping from pub to pub this time last year

now everyone's mostly housebound and travel is a distant hope

whats everyone make of all the cases exploding in the reopened states? i reckon it has to be a younger crowd carrying the numbers here, death rates seem a lot lower compared to the march/april/may hotspots

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 24 Jun 2020, 00:23

you yanks need to tell those protesters that COVID-19 doesn't give a fuck about black people or racism

or is it too late for that

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 24 Jun 2020, 02:03

Hitoshura wrote:what a difference a year makes. luke and i were wandering the streets of london hopping from pub to pub this time last year

now everyone's mostly housebound and travel is a distant hope

whats everyone make of all the cases exploding in the reopened states? i reckon it has to be a younger crowd carrying the numbers here, death rates seem a lot lower compared to the march/april/may hotspots

Read something about a lot of deaths now are younger people. I reckon if things keep going this way shit would have to be locked down again. I went up to the Pennsylvania lands last weekend and it was basically employees only wearing a mask and it was just business as usual. Which is not the case here, it's still masks required to walk in anywhere. Except for total pieces of shit who don't know how to wear one in the first place.

User · Post by **User** » 24 Jun 2020, 14:08

ah, the glorious anniversary of INFERNAL STORM and my wanders through the britainlands. so much pizza, meat, beer and metal. now most of the people we met there are dead

Olden Polynice · Post by **Olden Polynice** » 24 Jun 2020, 15:45

I'm completely blown away by how USA has been handling this. Theoretically it could have been a way more minimal problem by now, like in some other countries. It appears bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea is absolutely selfish and fucked in the head at the best of times but do yas think there's any chance someone has been in his ear? Perhaps telling him the whole global economy will come crashing down unless he wills US citizens to get back to business as usual and keep that US dollar floating?

It's the only way I can rationalize how bizarre this hard-on bearer's actions are regarding this. The whole year has been like watching a bad dream unfolding in slow motion and I think more bad is on the way.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 25 Jun 2020, 00:10

yes, the owners of the global economy have all been shrieking at the top of their lungs that the economy needs to reopen, damn the consequences. this isn't exactly some wormtongue type shit, they were going on fox news and CNBC and writing in the post and the times

he has always been focused on ever-increasing index numbers primarily because he sees his reelection fortunes tied directly to it. from day one, he has operated the machinery of the federal government to juice those numbers as much as possible, and that is the main concern the federal pandemic response has been organized around.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 07 Jul 2020, 04:38

Masks made mandatory yet again here going in effect on wednsday, most people still wont wear one

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 07 Jul 2020, 05:05

People don't even know how to fucking wear one when they do

User · Post by **User** » 07 Jul 2020, 05:41

bad news in my home city in australia, highest cases since the beginning of the pandemic recorded yesterday - 122. state government locked down nine apartment buildings, approximately 3000ppl. minimum five days, up to fourteen. testing the entire buildings from floor to top. each apartment gets a $1500 hardship payment since they can't go to work and two weeks' free rent. borders to my state close tonight at midnight (i am up in canberra, about seven hours' drive in another state) so if i ever want to go down and visit, i can't come back up here to my apartment and the university. the whole country's eyes are now on my home town-- the ostensible reason for the new spike in cases is that security guards at the hotel quarantine facilities, which i did back in april 8-22, did not follow social distancing, got COVID-19 from returned australians from abroad like myself, then took it back to their families. the government has launched an inquiry into hotel quarantine in my state-- oh yeah, and what is the difference between the quarantine in my state compared to every other australian state ... ??? my state used FUCKING PRIVATE SUB-CONTRACTING SECURITY GUARD COMPANIES to secure the facilities instead of the vice squad or army like the other states. and supposedly they had "four minutes' training".

sigh

OUT SOURCE TO THE PRIVATE SECTOR BOYS

EVERYONE WINS

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 07 Jul 2020, 06:46

The last 4 places I’ve been inside I was the only person wearing a fucking mask.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 07 Jul 2020, 06:58

I still don’t understand this hang up people have with facemasks...

I’ve been wearing a facemask since mid March 8-9 hours a day. Sure, it sucks but you do get used to it. I’ve forgotten I’ve had it on to the point where I have gone to take a drink and spilled water all over myself.... so yeah, these people who whine like spoiled children about having to wear a mask for an hour while they shop can kindly go fuck themselves with a rusty covid-laced pitchfork up their ass and then promptly fall into pit full of human shit and drown.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 07 Jul 2020, 07:07

Because if they wear a mask they'll breath in nothing but carbon dioxide! How can you expect anyone to survive!

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 07 Jul 2020, 23:25

Bolsonaro has it too

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 08 Jul 2020, 00:29

zim · Post by **zim** » 08 Jul 2020, 12:57

sounds like a lot of people in kentucky

zim · Post by **zim** » 08 Jul 2020, 13:01

my friends boyfriend just tested positive for covid, first person i know who has it. he went on back to back week long vacations to beaches in florida and north carolina. they are somehow surprised he caught it..

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 08 Jul 2020, 15:41

My coworker Matt and his wife just tested positive for it on Monday. Fine with me because that means I can continue working from home for even longer.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 08 Jul 2020, 15:57

My best fellating lover had it and then his wife too.
Both around 33, 34 years old. Were pretty sick from it but didn't need a hospital and recovered well.

My brother and his wife, same story.

This thing is very different from person to person.
I haven't been sick at all since this all started.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 09 Jul 2020, 23:59

zim · Post by **zim** » 10 Jul 2020, 03:21

mask mandate just went into effect here

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 10 Jul 2020, 04:22

My county just mandated them for outdoors where 6 feet can't be maintained

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 10 Jul 2020, 05:46

I'm surprised by how many people are actually following the orders

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 10 Jul 2020, 08:28

rhino wrote:I'm surprised by how many people are actually following the orders

I think it’s at that point now where a lot of people either have had a family member or someone they know who has it and are taking it a bit more seriously. Still some dumb fucks who aren’t but it does seem like way more are.

User · Post by **User** » 11 Jul 2020, 05:44

60,000 cases in one day again wow

User · Post by **User** » 11 Jul 2020, 05:45

literally everyone in the US is going to get this thing

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 11 Jul 2020, 05:49

Hey Luke

Can I move in?

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Jul 2020, 00:05

Poor florida

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 12 Jul 2020, 00:06

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/richard- ... ronavirus/

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 12 Jul 2020, 01:01

I seen that and lol’d

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Jul 2020, 02:06

zim · Post by **zim** » 12 Jul 2020, 05:18

got a sore throat and a headache for the last two days. been keeping an eye on my temperature. when i woke up i took it and it was hitting around 99-100, went back to bed and took it again when i woke up, it was around 97.

feeling pretty much fine but i am a little paranoid, might see if i can go get a cheek swab or something. keeping everyone away in the meantime.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 12 Jul 2020, 21:20

you are always keeping everyone away