Cutting grass one last time

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Cutting grass one last time

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I shall do it today, then i shall not do this thing again until april. What is your current affair with the grass and the cutting? :santa:
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i haven't cut grass since 2011, i wonder if i had any idea that'd be the last time i would do that for over a decade
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Oh God no. I was done cutting grass around labor day.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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We don’t say cutting the grass around here. Mowing the lawn/yard is the phrase. :idea:
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giza butler wrote:
07 Nov 2021, 19:36
We don’t say cutting the grass around here. Mowing the lawn/yard is the phrase. :idea:

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i killed my lawn

you should kill your lawn
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I might cut it one last time this week.
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Xeriscape we dont have lawn
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just burn it all down and get it over with
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the dead vote well wrote:
07 Nov 2021, 22:56
you should kill your lawn
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Salt. Salt the thing.
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no, then nothing will grow for years

smother it with healthy nourishing mulch and then plant native plants

native plants will not need continual watering the way a lawn will

they will also flower and invite pollinators and butterflies, the way a lawn won't

they can also be arranged in infinite and pleasing patterns, the way a lawn can't

kill your lawn and plant native plants where your lawn used to be
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Come do it for me
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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for blings i will
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the dead vote well wrote:
09 Nov 2021, 21:59
no, then nothing will grow for years

smother it with healthy nourishing mulch and then plant native plants

native plants will not need continual watering the way a lawn will

they will also flower and invite pollinators and butterflies, the way a lawn won't

they can also be arranged in infinite and pleasing patterns, the way a lawn can't

kill your lawn and plant native plants where your lawn used to be
This is xeriscaping you get paid to do it in california. Use plants that require little to bo water that are native to your region.
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not exactly; xeriscaping is a variant of the same thing specifically for arid climates

they are sexy landscaping cousins
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I only know bugs not plants. Insects, spiders, worms, parasites, snakes thats what interested me never the plants or gardening

The native plants is very helpful though. Here they attract tons of lacewings (you want these guys they kill grubs and pollinate), soldier beetles, hummingbirds, butterflies, and ladybugs. Non native plants kill native environments look at the damage grass has caused serpentine grass lands here in cali. A rare case cattle help the environment.

A lot of folks forget how important attracting predators is in natural gardening. They naturally keep things in check without harming pets or kiddos.
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the dead vote well wrote:
09 Nov 2021, 22:32
for blings i will
$3.50 an hour plus beer at the end of the day
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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the dead vote well wrote:
09 Nov 2021, 21:59
no, then nothing will grow for years
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
10 Nov 2021, 00:26
the dead vote well wrote:
09 Nov 2021, 22:32
for blings i will
$3.50 an hour plus beer at the end of the day
he'll do it :benton:
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Fuck yeah :xx:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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can i directly supervise dusty, giving him orders etc., under an umbrella on a lawn chair

i will do it for $4.50 per hour and beers at all times of day
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2.50 and the beers
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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